No use big words play Og! (Now Playing - Big Hairy Smelly Things)

[Skade]

Krarg like sound less than fire. Krarg yell at noise, "NAGGA BRAK BROMM DROOM GASH!!!" Krarg brave caveman. Krarg know other things more fraid of fire. Krarg just not like fire. Krarg wants fire stick. Krarg will try to take fire stick.

 

[Knight Otu]

Gug run outside, ready to head-butt creatures. Gug too stupid to gather strange fire sticks or rocks. Gug lucky to not forget own head!

 

[Sniktch]

BIG BIG SMELLY BANG THING COMING! BIG BIG SMELLY BANG THING COMING! Many teeth, huge teeth big as cavemen hands, big big smelly bang thing want eat cavemen and keep cave for itself.

Dug grab Rock Club and run outside with Gug, Ourgh run back in and see plenty rocks, and Krarg grab right end of fire stick and not get burned. Hopefully cavemen can make big big smelly bang thing into food before it eats them!

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Ourgh pick up many rocks, run outside, find big place throw rocks from at big smelly bang thing! Ourgh look for strong caveman (Ourgh not good with names) and say:

"Ourgh go! bluggy blarg grunt go!" and point upwards.

 

[Knight Otu]

"BIG!

Gjra! Trske!

BIG!"

Gug stare at big big smelly bang thing (and instantly forget description), look for a way to use head.

Maybe head-butt knee? Would that be knee-butt?

Gug decide to rush and knee butt thing. Poor, stupid Gug.

 

[Skade]

Krarg watch Gug, gug dumb, but gug hit mor than krarg. Gug make loud thing look at gug. Then krarg swing. krarg swing hot wavy crackly thing. krarg will try to poke thing with hot wavy crackly thing.

 

[Dungannon]

Gorf put hat back on (after eating all the meat), grab Rock Stick, and head outside to see what all the fuss is about. Gorf sees Big Smelly Bang Thing with lots of teeth. Gorf like teeth, wants one for himself. Gorf try to knock out tooth with Rock Stick.

 

[Sniktch]

Ourgh run out with armful of rocks, see many more rocks outside Start throwing rocks at big big smelly bang thing... whiff! First rock miss by mile!

Gug run out and charge, howling battlecry. Gug lower head...

and run right between thing's legs, run right past it. Silly Gug

Krarg run in with Fire Stick, swing at Big Big Smelly Bang Thing. Crack! Stick bounce off thing, red hot lights fly from stick, thing takes 1 damage.

Gorf runs up to help... swish! Gorf swing too soon, miss big smelly bang thing

Big Big Smelly Bang Thing attack! Attack nasty bad caveman with Fire! Big smelly bang thing chomp Krarg with teeth, pick up and shake.

Dug charge in at last. Dung swing Rock Club at Big smelly bang thing - SMASH! Wow! Dug hit thing hard, it make big howl and drop Krarg. Krarg land on ground and bounce, not moving [Krarg takes 3 damage and is Out Cold - Dug does 4 damage with a near perfect strike! Wow, I'm amazed...]

Change actions or same thing?

 

[Dungannon]

Gorf mad now. Gorf put Rock Stick between knees, spit into hands, rub palms together, grab Rock Stick again, and wind up for BIG SWING!

"BANG BANG OOGA HUNKA WAG!"

 

[Skade]

krarg says:

..................................................................verrr.............mis..........ili.........tude (cough)