No use big words play Og! (Now Playing - Big Hairy Smelly Things)

[Sniktch]

OOC: Nah, Krarg, by my count you still have 1 life left. But you are Out Cold, which is common among cavemen and will keep you from participating further in the fight most likely

 

[Dungannon]

Dug make good distraction for Big Smelly Teeth Thing! Gorf continues to swing MIGHTILY at it.

 

[Sniktch]

Ourgh throw Big Rock - THUNK! Ourgh finally hit, do 1 damage! Big thing roars as rock bounces off nose.

Gorf swing Rock Club and hit hard this time, bash thing on leg. Big Big Smelly Bang Thing take 1 more damage.

Rod throw rock - Rod hit, too! Cavemen very lucky this round, Big Big Smelly Bang Thing take 1 more damage.

Gug start to climb big thing, banging head on it ineffectually on his way up.

Big Big Smelly Bang Thing close teeth - POP! Dug take 6 more damage, Dug can't take so much. Big Thing bite Dug in half, swallow bottom half, top half fall to ground in shower of blood, Gorf covered in red sticky Dug blood now Thing not done - it have lucky round, too. It kick Gorf and knock him away, doing 1 damage Gorf's helmet, then start trying to snap at Gug with teeth.

Big Big Smelly Bang Thing look hurt bad but 2 cavemen down and one dead for sure - good luck cavemen! Bang big big smelly bang thing dead!

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

OURGH THROW BIG ROCK AT BIG SMELLY BANG BAD SMELLY BANG BAD THING!

Ourgh say "Grrrrr!" too.

 

[Timothy]

Rod thinks this maybe not good idea, but keep throwing rock, run away or hide if more cavemen die and thing looks at rod.

 

[Sniktch]

Ourgh growl and throw another rock. Big thing blinks and rock just bounces off eyelid, no effect

Rod throw 'nother rock, too, doesn't even hit this time

Gorf swing MIGHTILY, lose grip on Rock Club and it fly from Gorf's hands! Fly at Big big smelly Bang Thing, hit square in throat, CRUSH! Gorf roll perfect swing and get 3 damage in one hit! Yay, Gorf!

Uh oh, Big Big Smelly Bang Thing falling down! Gorf forget to move out of way! Gug still hanging on, big thing fall, hear "Biiiiiiiiiig! -*-" Big thing land on Gug, do 2 damage, land on Gorf, do 2 more damage to helmet, helmet almost cracked and useless now (1 damage left for Gorf's coconut helm).

Cavemen, time to PARTY! Gorf kill Big Big Smelly Bang Thing! Krarg wake up, Krarg OK, but Dug bit in half and still dead.

OOC: the surviving cavemen (Gorf, Krarg, Gug, Ourgh, and Rod) will also Level Up! I don't have the rulebook with me, so I will post details on what this entails in the OOC thread sometime after I get home. Congratulations on surviving your first adventure in the Land of Og - new challenges await, as well as new words

 

[Timothy]

Rod go

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"RODERICK HAIRY!"

and then go to big smelly bang thing, put foot on snout and claim victory!

 

[Skade]

Krarg look at Dug. Krarg take Dug helmet and place on head. "Dawg". he says with much effort. "vermisilitude"
and walks to find rocks put on poor Dug.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Ourgh run around, get big rock, drop on big bang smelly dead thing! Ourgh laugh! Ha ha ha!

Ourgh run around lots, find not moving food, eat.

 

[Sniktch]

Plenty of food right there - dead Big Big Smelly Bang Thing.

Also, if Rod or Spid can Figure It Out, they could make Hide armor for all the cavemen from big dead thing. Also plenty bones big enough for clubs.

OOC: If this were D&D the corpse would be the treasure - get what you can out of it or you're cheating yourselves