No use big words play Og! (Now Playing - Big Hairy Smelly Things)

Ourgh find food!

*points at big smelly bang thing*

"Fire go fire go go go fire!"

Ourgh proud, have new word to say. Ourgh want Sharp Ow Thing from Big Smelly Bang Thing Mouth, keep and show cavewomen. Cavewoman impressed by Sharp Ow Things. Ourgh like impressing cavewomen.

Ourgh try to Figure It Out about Rocky Throwing Thing, want make one. Plus, Ourgh try to Figure Out Fire, since he can say it.
 

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Ourgh take Small Sharp Thing from thing's mouth, can use as weapon as well as trophy! Ourgh also set about with funny sticks and strip of skin from dead thing - what Ourgh doing? :confused:

Aha! Ourgh make Rock Thrower :cool: Unfortunately, Ourgh not figure out fire - look like he learn word from having explained to him all the time, but not what word means... oh well :D
 

Ourgh make Rock Thrower! Ourgh now Very Happy Caveman!

"Bruggg narg blah bleh *rassssp* woob nacknack yip fire go!"

Ourgh use Rock Thrower, throw rock at Big Brown Still Thing With Green Things On.
 


Gug feel strange things in head. Gug realize he thinking. :eek:

Gug think about way here. Think about big water
"Big water ugh." Gug shocked. "Water? Water?" Gug stumble over new word!

Then Gug look at big bangy thing. Maybe he find something to help him bang? Or survive bang?
 

Gorf want big tooth. He not know what it is, but he saw what it did to poor Dug. Gorf try to make a Tooth Club to go with his Rock Club.
 

Gug look at rocks on ground and have sudden idea. Rocks can make better bang! Gug still not understand advanced concepts like clubs or sharp things, though...

Gorf take teeth and big bone from big dead thing and grunt happily while fiddling away with his toys. Gorf stand up later and swing bone. Teeth imbedded in bone in several places - look like Gorf make Tooth Club! Maybe Gorf become two-club fighting caveman [OOC - Yes, two weapon fighting is one of the "Things You Can Do" :D]
 

Cavemen standing around new cave with big dead smelly food thing making new toys and stuff when they hear:

"Grool Smelly!"

A shaggy hairy caveman stumbles into view, drooling, grunting, and farting all the way. This must be Grool and... yup, he smelly :D
 


Thick caveman standing behind Grool. Ourgh bounce off thick caveman's chest - look like Gug's cousin, obviously strong caveman. This second arrival points to self and grunts "Murg, Murg"
 

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