No use big words play Og! (Now Playing - Big Hairy Smelly Things)

[Tisvon]

Murg fall! Murg wake up! Murg grab club. Follow Gorf.

 

[Skade]

Krarg run and run yelling......stop. breath hard. pant. run again yelling real loud. stop. breath hard. pant. run again.

 

[Sniktch]

Ourgh move up, fling rock, still only land over there, not far. Rod watch Ourgh and move up closer, fling sharp rock. Rock go up, up, up, down, down, CRACK! Rod hit Big Hairy Smelly, do 1 point damage! Go Rod!

Big Hairy Smelly Thing go "Wreeeroaw!" turn and look at charging cavemen. Uh oh - big hairy smelly look mad. Stomp foot, boom, boom - big hairy smelly things scatter - one go over there, one go over there, one go over there - big hairy smellies running everywhere! Big hurt smelly thing run towards cavemen!

Cavemen still not up close, big hairy smelly thing still over there. But running at cavemen now, be up close real soon!

 

[Timothy]

Rod see stone hit hairy thing

"Rod HAIRY! FOOD!"

and fling another stone at charging hairy thing

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Ourgh watch Rod throw Rock with Rock Thrower, and him get idea. Ourgh go stand next to Rod, wait for him Throw Rock and Throw Rock same time!

Ourgh think him plenty clever. Tw...Um, More Than One Rock together hit Brown Smelly Thing!

 

[Knight Otu]

Gug shout as loud as possible "BIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!" at the hairy thing, continue charging.

 

[Skade]

Krarg see running hairy thing and smile. Krarg love this part. Krarg hold rock in front of him and run straight for hairy things mouth. Krarg feed hairy thing.

 

[Sniktch]

Ourgh run up next to Rod, wait for it...

Fling together! Uh oh - Ourgh bump Rod when fling, knock Rod aim off, knock Ourgh aim off too. One rock go up, up, up, other rock just roll on ground. Rod glare at Ourgh. Rod real cranky caveman.

Cavemen and Big Hairy Smelly Thing run at each other. Boom BOOM BOOM BOOM!! Ground shake, hard to run. Wow, Hairy thing really BIG up close!

Gug get there first, BONK! run head first into big thing knee. Do 2 damage to big hairy thing. Hairy thing not slow at all, knock Gug over, keep running, Crunch Crunch Crunch Hairy thing run over Gug! Gug feel sore all over, hard to breathe, think cracked inside - Gug's nice hide armor take 5 damage from trampling!!

Krarg run up and smack long wavy nose with rock. Bruise thing nose, do 1 damage. Thing trumpet, mad, and swing head. Long white stick smack Krarg away, flying away, Krarg land in jumble, his armor take 2 damage.

Gorf run up next, swing both clubs - ding with tooth club for 1 damage. Then Gorf figure out he about to get trampled too. Gorf curl up and grunt to cave gods, cave gods hear! Hairy thing run right over Gorf but no step on him.

OOC: Made a Save Your Arse check of 03%!

Murg see cavemen get step on and knock away, forget what he doing. Murg stop and stare at big hairy, drool fall from lips. Not make it to big hairy because forget what he doing...

Wow! Big Hairy thing tough, hope Chief Unk Unk know what he doing...

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Hmmm...Ourgh move away from Angry Caveman, find new rock and use Rock Thrower again.

 

[Knight Otu]

"Bi... biii.... biiig! Ugh... raaa.... Ghhhhh." Gug remain lying, maybe he feel better after a while.