No use big words play Og! (Now Playing - Big Hairy Smelly Things)

[Sniktch]

Oh boy

Rod fling rock...Thunk! Rock hit! Ourgh throw at same time, Ourgh also hit! Thing take 2 damage - Ourgh and Rod becoming good rock flingas...

Murg run up, swing wif both clubs. Smack, smack! Thing take 2 more points, roar, get even madder at swatting cave-bugs

Smelly thing strike back! Spear Murg with long white stick. Hit Murg armor hard - owowowowow - Murg lifted up and thrown back to ground, armor take 7 damage - Murg very sore, sore all over...

Bangy cavemen run and jump at hairy thing, grab hair and climb. Wow! Krarg ond Gorf remember how climb, get up on top hairy smelly thing. Ready to attack again, see if they remember to hold on

Gug charge, lower head, WHACK!! Gug put head to the danglies! Hairy thing take 3 damage from head to the danglies, rear up on hind legs. Gug look up, yell, "Biiii-*squelch*" Thing back down and whirl around, look for Gug... No see Gug! Gug not standing there anymore.

Gug in very warm, very dark, very smelly place. Feel wind on legs but rest of Gug stuck in warm, dark, smelly place. Hard for Gug to move... Cavemen see Gug legs sticking out of back of Hairy Smelly Thing when it turn around

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

 

[Sniktch]

OOC: Did I leave you speechless, Ourgh?

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

OOC: Could you roll to see if Ourgh remembers to carry on fighting, having witnessed such a horrible thing?

 

[Skade]

Krarg not see. krarg not see!!!

Krarg bite big flappy things on headf. krarg hold on with legs and arms and bite flappy things hard.

 

[Dungannon]

Gorf now atop Big Hairy Smelly Thing. Gorf have club in each hand, can't hold on. Gorf yell "YEEEHAHHHH!!!!!" and start swinging with both clubs.

 

[Tisvon]

Murg not hurt! Murg bash bash!

 

[Sniktch]

Ourgh in terror, drop Rock Thrower, scream, and pull at hair. Ourgh forget to fight! Rod remember, but his aim thrown off by by awful sight and he miss weakly.

Murg get right back up and charge back in, whiff, whack! Miss first swing, but connect solid with second, do 2 damage. Smelly thing enraged by pain and insane because of Gug-mess, try stomp Murg flat...owow, Murg armor take 5 damage, begin to snap and crack - armor not take much more, then Murg start getting hurt

Gorf stand up on Hairy back and start to drum... drum, drum, drum, thing take 2 damage from pounding. Krarg climb onto flappy thing, grab tight and sink teeth in. Thing only take 1 damage but very painful for thing. "Rewooraroaw!" it trumpet and stomp, shake, and spin around...

Krarg hold on tight, not fall off. Gorf not hold on at all, go flying off... land on head, CRACK! Gorf break Coconut Helmet, no more helmet for Gorf, Hairy Smelly make it break

Gug get shaken up but not hurt, just tight and hard to move... what Gug try to do?

Other cavemen see thing bleed, very mad, but not look too hurt yet, not close to food... what they do?

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Ourhg get mad idea!

Ourgh grunt loudly, flap arms and jump around, try to Make Something Happen!

 

[Knight Otu]

Gug struggle wildly! Wildly! WILDLY!

Try get more wind on legs! HELP!