No use big words play Og! (Now Playing - Big Hairy Smelly Things)

[Sniktch]

Rock things hiss, cavemen see rock things. Nasty rock things hiss, try to bite cavemen.

 

[Knight Otu]

Gug no wait for answer. Head butt near rock thing. Prepare to be knocked out again.

 

[Yellow Sign]

Mogg wake up. Mogg still half asleep. Rock Things? Friends Yell? Mogg yell!!! THING!!!! THINGG!! THINGGGS!!!! And then a puzzled look on face. Rock things Food maybe?? Mogg grab rock thing and throw in fire.

 

[Timothy]

Rod will try take burning out of fire without being burned, then give stick to strong, healthy or bangy cavemen and point at rock thingy to say: "FOOD!".

Then hide behind Spit.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Ourgh run back in see rock thing hiss at cavemen run round fire make noise run!

 

[Sniktch]

Ourgh run out of woods, run around fire yelling at top of his lungs. Run, Ourgh, run!

Krarg wake up angry, throw rock at yelling Spid make yell stop. Krarg miss real badly, hears PLOOSH as rock fall in Big Water Go. Rod press something into Krarg hands - Burning Stick! Krarg holding Burning Stick, aiee! Rod point at rock things and push Krarg forward, yelling, "Food!"

Mogg grab rock thing by tail. Hiss! Rock thing whip around, bite Mogg on hand! Mogg take 1 point of damage, and hand burning from smelly rock thing bite, two little holes in hand, burn REAL BAD! Lucky Mogg healthy caveman, might survive poison. Other cavemen be dead for sure. Mogg throw rock thing in fire where it start to sizzle, then pass Out Cold from shock... Rock thing sizzle and whip about crazy in fire, try get out. Rock thing start to smell and quit moving, turning black from fire...

Gug launch Headbutt at rock thing (rolls '1'). Gug luckiest headbutter me ever see!

OOC: Me wonders why dice like Gug so much

. Gug hit rock thing - SPLAT! - rock thing smashed between rock and harder place - Gug's head. Gug must be gitting used to hitting head - he not pass out this time! Gug sit up, shaking head to clear out little stars, no see rock thing anywhere, but head feel very wet. Other cavemen look at Gug, see rock thing stuck all over Gug's head.

Wow! Lucky cavemen, rock things dead real fast. Mogg not moving either, though - hand turn big and black...

Also, still dark. Cavemen still have sleep time before sun come.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Ourgh sleep, happy that Ourgh did good thing.

Ourgh wake up in different place, not know how Ourgh get there. Ourgh look for other caveman.

 

[Skade]

Krarg heard food. krarg almost remembers food. Krarg thinks word good. Maybe. Krarg wants rock thing. Black now rock things. Krarg smacks at rock things in fire. Wants to keep rock things. What did they call them? Krarg not know.

 

[Timothy]

Rod Tired, Rod sleepy, no food from rock thingies...

"Roderick *Yawn* Hairy"

 

[Sniktch]

Krarg grab rock thing from fire - Oww! It hot, burn Krarg's fingers. Krarg get used to it, soon, though. Krarg peel second rock thing from Gug's head. Krarg now keeping two small animal carcasses - good for trade or food!

What Krarg do with Burning Stick?