No use big words play Og! (Now Playing - Big Hairy Smelly Things)

Drof wandders off intoi the forest. He keeps hitting things to see if he can create the "perfect" sound. If he finds a particullary good sound, he hits it a few more times just to see if he can reapeat it.

Also when a sound is bad he slowly mutters to himself, but when the sound is nice he gets more loud screaming "BIG" followed by a imitation of the sound he just made while drumming.

*hits dirt* "grom grum"

*Hits hollow tree* tree says: PLOK! Dorf says "big plok"
* hits tree again* tree says: PLOK! Dorf says "Big Plok"
* hits tree again* tree says: PLOK! Dorf says "BIG PLOK"
* hits tree again, and again and again* tree says: PLOK! PLOK! PLOK! Dorf says "BIG PLOK!BIG PLOK!!BIG PLOK!"

(with every next plok the vein on his foreheads starts bulging more and more)

These sounds continue while drof gets farther into the forest.
 

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Ourgh is now bored of rocks. Rocks dull.

Ourgh run into clearing with hot redness. See food in hot red. Grab food Very Fast. Eat Food Very Fast.

Ourgh run away looking for cave.

"Go Ourgh! Ourgh Go! Go!"

*points at self, points in random direction, runs off*
 

Food done, Cavemen eat food. Some food left, Spid remember to pack away for sun go down. Then cavemen start to wander off. Drof wander off playing drum, forget to eat. Hear "Big Plok! Big Plok!" fade into trees, then no hear Drof good. Drof look up, no see other cavemen. Stomach growling.

Ourgh eat fast, finish twice as fast as other cavemen. Ourgh get burned, but only make him go faster. Then Ourgh run off into trees. Ourgh run fast past big tree, little tree, big tree, little tree, and then trees break. Ourgh look ahead see:

Big water. Big water go. Goooooooo, big water, goooooooo.

Big water block path. Other side of big water over there. Big water go fast, Ourgh not know what to do. Look for Rod or Spid. Ourgh turn around, no see other cavemen. Where they go? Stupid slow cavemen.
 

Krarg like water. Krarg not afraid of water. Krarg keep walking. Krarg thirsty. Krarg go in water.

*gosh van dubba taaag"
 

Krarg need find water first. Only Ourgh at big water go, other cavemen still at food. Ourgh fastest caveman. Krarg walk off to find Ourgh and big water go - Krarg not sure which way to go.

Krarg find Drof, though - Drof got stick, play nice drums. Krarg still not sure how get through trees, head back to other cavemen, hope smarter caveman be able take Krarg to big water go.
 

Drof folows Krarg, trying to drum on him to get a new sound.
When he gets back to the other caveman he says:

" big grug" "Drof rumb runb rumb" *pointing at stomach*

If he sees or smells food he'll have some.
 

Rod thinks: Wher they go? where, run around, nto being here. Rod goes looking. Follows drum sounds if he can hear, finds two cavemen, takes them to fire, looks for fast cavemen, no see, looks for foots on ground where fast cavemen was. Takes all cavemen through forest, big tree, small tree, will try find fast and keep cavemne together, yelling:

"Roderick Hairy, Darhum, Darhum, Gor, Gor, Roderick Hairy!"
 



Drof follow Krarg to camp, see Spid carry food. Drof grab smelly food and chew while following other cavemen through big tree, little tree.

Rod start to lead cavemen into tree. Cavemen see Rod stop, look at ground, nod, shake head, nod, keep going, stop again, look at ground.

Walking through trees take forever, but finally break through and see Ourgh. Cavemen all tired when they see Ourgh. Ourgh running back and forth at edge of big water go, back and forth, look funny. Rod shake head. Explain water. Again.

Then: Sun Go. Go sleep.

Dark come when sun go. Cavemen complain about tired. Spid explain about sleep. Again. Cavemen complain about dark. Spid explain about fire. Again. Now time cavemen go sleep. What cavemen do?
 

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