No use big words play Og! (Now Playing - Big Hairy Smelly Things)


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It occurs to Rod that food tastes better after being put into fire. You will have to explain Fire to other cavemen. Again. Most likely, it will fall to Rod and Spid to build the fire. Again.

Hopefully this not take too long, 'cause you still need to find cave on other side of trees or chief Unk-Unk get mad. But you did all run off without food this morning in your excitement, so this food seems more important than far-off caves right now.
 

Rod will Point at stick, point at cavemen, point at trees, then point to stick then point to rod.

Cavemen don't uderstand

Rod goes to a stick lying on the gound somewhere and picks it up, brings it back to place, points at cavemen and waves them off to the woods, he'll take a look for other sticks and rocks and make fire as soon as he has two sticks and rocks. He'll take some dry gras too. rubing stcks and rocks to gether untill sprak comes
 

I do Try to find something to use as drum!

Maybe the tree or the small smelly? or some dirt? or a caveman?
or a rock?

I start humming while trying out several surfaces to drum upon.
 

Gorf wanders over to fallen tree. Looks at tree. Looks at rock in hand. Puff of smoke appears over Gorf's head as he has an idea!

"Bang tiki tok bang!"

Gorf uses rock & tree parts to try and Make A Weapon, something Gorf Can Do.
 

Rod do something really neat, rubbing sticks together until smoke and red stuff come up from them. Then he start throwing more sticks on top and red stuff get big big and hot. Then he throw smelly food in red stuff. Other cavemen (except Spid) try to grab food, but red stuff too hot and hurt fingers.

Drof lose interest in Rod real fast. Drof wander off with stick, beat on tree. Ooh! Good sound. Beat on rock. That good too. Beat on smelly thing while Rod talking. Not so good, and Rod chase him away from smelly thing. Drum on ground - no good. Drum on Mogg. That fun, listen to Mogg yell!

Gorf wander off, too - wait for Rod to finish with food. Gorf wander to tree, break sticks, look at rock, break bigger stick. Bang rock on stick over and over and over until wedge both together. Gorf make Rock Club! Gorf now have Rock Club for better bangy!
 

Krarg look for more rocks. Krarg likes rock. Krarg finds mushrooms and forgets rock. Krarg like mushrooms. Krarg eats mushroom. Krarg sees fire. Krarg now scared. throws mushroom at fire.
 

Gug point to stomach, grumbling "Big! ghrug!"

Then staresopen-mouthed at the strange thing that Gorf created. Wonder what it could be used for.
 
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