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You're a smart caveman, relatively speaking, Timothy. Rod is at least as smart as a retarded half-orc, which is pretty good for a caveman - you do know TWO WHOLE words, after all! BTW, you don't know the word "Me"  Also, don't worry about initiative too much. Its a guideline but we don't want it to slow us down. Just post your actions whenever and I'll resolve them in the proper sequence
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Oh my! Let's see:
Ourgh runs away, but forgets about hiding when he sees a small pile of nice shiny rocks on ground. He stops by the pile and bends over to investigate them.
Drof throws his rock in the air and listens, and listens, and CRACK! hears a loud sound as his rock lands, and strangely enough, feels big pain from head at same time. He looks around, sees smelly thing chasing cavemen and rock at his feet. Also sees Krarg and Gorf wrestling for stick. Hmmm, stick make good drum!
Yeah, Gug feel strange, everything black. Gug pretty sure Gug dead, but other cavemen making too much noise to be dead properly. Gug gets mad that cavemen making too much noise to be dead, stands up and opens eyes - not dark anymore! Gug not dead, Gug just under tree!
Small smelly charges at Rod and sticks him with pointy tusks. Rod takes 1 point of damage and jumps into the air, howling and rubbing his backside. Rod and Spid quit trying to hide and fighting because small smelly thing real close now, so they panic instead.
Lucky for them, Mogg jump on small smelly's back, screaming "BLOOG!" Small smelly squeals and takes off through trees with Mogg hanging on and squealing too. Mogg going bump, bump, bump off ground but have good hold on smelly thing.
Gorf try to smack Krarg and make Krarg let go of stick, but forget which hand he holding stick with. Gorf let go of stick and Krarg go rolling away backwards, then stands up waving stick, with big grin, and yells "Verisimilitude!"
