No use big words play Og! (Now Playing - Big Hairy Smelly Things)

[Skade]

(ooc bit, sorry I was not around when this started. Here I come!)

Krarg wakes, and pulls himself out from under big horney animal he BANG!ed last night, but forgot how to skin and goes out of the cave, wondering what that big light in the sky is. Have to ask smart one he thinks vaguely.

He makes his way down to river to watch pretty colors on water when he sees other cavemen. Promptly he says

"barg vok degga wokka bong, versimlitude."

And awaits their response, while hefting a big, solid, stick.

 

[Sniktch]

Krarg wake up and go to find other cavemen. He get to big tree, little tree, big tree, little tree, and actually remembers that it hurts to bang things with fists (rolled an 01% ). He breaks stick off tree and keeps walking.

He sees other cavemen ahead and walks up and starts grunting, but see other cavemen more interested in small smelly thing. Small smelly thing run at noisy Gug, but Mogg shouting warns Gug and he jumps into tree, climbs up.

Small smelly thing runs CRACK! into tree, and tree cracks further. Small smelly thing is stunned for a moment, but tree starts to fall over. Gug forgets to jump and all hear "Biiiiiiig!" as tree falls over with a crash.

Rod hide behind Spid. Spid turns to hide behind Rod, but Rod forgets what he's hiding from and keeps walking to Spid's back. Spid can no see Rod but small smelly thing can. Lucky it stunned right now, not last long.

New caveman comes running out of woods behind Krarg, shouting "Bang, bang!" Now two bangy cavemen stand ready to make food out of small smelly thing.

 

[Dungannon]

Gorf looks around, sees Small Smelly Thing, grabs stick from Krarg, and charges Small Smelly Thing.

"Bang! Bang!"

 

[Sniktch]

Krarg, Gorf take your stick! Gorf take your stick and now he banging on small smelly thing with YOUR STICK! Now have to take stick back, break another tree, or pick up rock instead...

Gorf run up and smack small smelly thing while it still stunned. It squeals fiercely and starts to get back up.

 

[Skade]

Krarg chases stick, still wondering why stick would leave with smelly Gorf, then smells small melly thing and becomes quite agitated.

"Gorf shagga shagga nobakka FARGA!!!" Which is accompanied by painful looking hand clapping a bloodthirsty hand wringing.

He then shakes fists at air and points meanigfully at smelly thing.

"Krarg boom shagga shagga DONGA smelly!!! FREGGA barga *the sound of wood being explodes from his mouth CRREAKKK*!"

Krarg charges after Gorf wanting smelly thing first, and also wanting stick. Not sure of order of importance yet.

 

[Sniktch]

Krarg focus in on stick at last moment and tackle Gorf. He gets one hand on stick and both cavemen roll away, wrestling for stick.

This turn out lucky, too. Smelly thing charge toward Gorf, but Krarg knock him out of way. Smelly thing not too smart and run right past, setting its sights on Rod's backside which is waving enticingly before it...

 

[Skade]

Krarg stands over Gorf, while trying to take back his stick, bouncing up and down while trying to get it free. he suddenly makes that horrible *crrreaak* sound again, followed by, "krarg nogga FRUNDAGANAGABAD, pooka dega versimilitude"
He is quite serious when he says this, expecting prompt response.

 

[Knight Otu]

Gug feel strange? All black around Gug?

 

[Maldur]

Some serious noises comes from behind a bush. I sounds like a avalanche but a closer look reveals a smaal caveman banging on rocks.

*plays another bongo solo on a rock*
*look up and spot other cavemen*
*walks up, and say: "Gruf, heka momo dugh, Big bagga big"*
*farts*
*says: "magga big hodda?"
*points at largest smelly*

 

[Timothy]

Rod(erick) will stand behind Spid, until he remembers the smelly thing (I'm smart, aren't I?) As sson as he does notice the smeely thing, this is what he'll say.

"Me Hairy, Spid! Roderick Hairy, Roderick Hairy...."Looks at smelly thing..."EEEEEKK, FOOD!, Gaaagh" Points at strong and bangy cavemen "Food, FOOD, Hu! HU!" And points at smelly thing. Once more hiding behind Spid, and make sure Spid is if front of the animal.