No use big words play Og! (Now Playing - Big Hairy Smelly Things)

Cavepeople do see red water coming from smelly thing where Gorf hit with stick. Small smelly thing hurt bad, maybe - maybe food soon.
 

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Ourgh still looking at rocks and Krarg just get stick back, so...

Gug pick up stick and run after smelly thing. Unfortunately, Gug forgot he doesn't know how to use sticks (Smarts=1) and drops it when he gets to smelly thing, attacking with Headbutt instead.

(Rolls a '1') Gug hits! Gug head meet smell thing head with resounding CRUNCH! and Gug is knocked Out Cold. Smelly thing head not as thick as Gug's and caves in. More red water comes out of smelly thing, followed by weird pink stuff.

Smelly thing quit running and Mogg lets out long sigh of relief. Mogg stares at small smelly thing - still not moving, must be food. Hmm, Gug not moving, either - maybe Gug food, too?
 

Gorf, seeing the effectiveness of Gug's head as a bangy thing, runs over to the Small Smelly Thing & Gug. Gorf then grabs Gug by the head and begins banging the Small Smelly Thing with Gug's head.

"Bang! Bang!"
 

Maldur said:
I pick up the rock, run to Krarg hold out hands. One offering the rock, the other pointing at the stick.

I yell: "BIG!!!"

Krarg looks at the rock, looks at stick. Looks at rock. Looks at stick. "Frigga!" I shout as I take the rock, crudely slamming stick into his other hand. I like rocks.

I throw rock at small smelly. "Frigga frosh!!!" I shout trimphantly.
 

Gorf grab Gug, but Gug wake up when he does and yells "AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" in Gorf's face, surprising him. Just then a rock sails out of nowhere and hits the small smelly dead thing. *Splat*
 



Gorf picks up rock. Gorf bangs rock on ground.

"Ugh, bang bang goosh."

Gorf then walks off with rock, banging on the trees, bushes, & ground.
 

Rod will walk up to the smeely thing and stand in front of it., lloking important. He will mention all the cavemen to go sit on the fallen tree. (Pointing at cave men and then at the tree) then putting his finger on his mouth for silence. He will say very wise words now....

Points at dead smeely thing with slow motion of hand.

"Food!"

then takes out a piece of meat, trying to remeber what it was that should be done with it before eating.
 

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