So, nothing to do with Game Day, but I've got a mostly unrelated small confession to make...
Tonight my daughter wanted a "new scary story!" before bedtime. Somewhat at a loss, creatively speaking, I pulled some names from a recent source - this thread. Thus it was that Henry, die_kluge and Cthulhu's Librarian made an appearance in the "new scary story" tonight.
I won't get into all the gory details but let's just say that Henry wrought vengeance on die_kluge in the form of "the worst noogie EVER" in retaliation for having had his "long and luxurious nose hair" (each nostril of which was brushed
sixty times a night according to her) burned out with a scented candle delivered by the shady Cthulhu's Librarian. If that all sounds gruesome, be assured that it was. Just be glad that you didn't have to see me running around in circles in the living room, acting like a Henry with his nose hair on fire.
Don't worry though, it had a happy ending. In fact, my little girl told me that Henry and die_kluge got married for a brief moment. Then she said, "Wait! They're both mans! Instead, Henry married a girl and die_kluge married a girl."
I'm sure your wives will be thrilled...
So, uh, sorry about that. I hope this doesn't permanently impair your image of me (or mine of you!

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