Nothing Quite Like A Cup Of Coffee On A Cold Day

Blackrat said:
50°F Swedes turn on the heat. Finns plant flowers.
41°F Finns sunbathe, provided the sun get's over the horizon.
35°F Italian cars won't start.
32°F Water freezes
30°F Breath turns visible. Time to plan for a holiday in mediterranean. Finns enjoy ice-cream and cold beer.
25°F Cat wants to get in your bed.
14°F Time to plan holiday in Africa. Finns go swimming.
10°F Too cold for snow to fall.
5°F French cars won't start
-4°F Breath turns audible
-8°F American cars won't start.
-9°F Politicians start to worry about homeless people.
-11°F Japanese cars won't start
-15°F You can cut breath to building blocks for iglu
-20°F Cat wants to get in your pyjamas.
-22°F German cars won't start. Pbartender stops riding his bicycle to work. Finn curses, kicks the tire and heads to start the Lada.

Just had to add that in there...
 

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Fallen Seraph said:
It is very weird, where I live in Souther Ontario, just a couple days ago we had a snow-storm so we went from almost zero snow, to tons overnight and just tonight there was a thunder storm in the middle of winter!
Thunderstorm hell, we just had half a dozen tornadoes touch down within a twelve mile radius. One not five hundred yards from my home on the other side of the ridgeline I'm built into, another about 3 miles away in town. And somewhere between two and four just past the High School near the interstate. Unlike the neighbor who didn't even bother I moved everything that could become a projectile inside. I'm not the one with bashed in windows when their lawn ornaments became missiles and a trashcan on their roof.
 

HeavenShallBurn said:
Thunderstorm hell, we just had half a dozen tornadoes touch down within a twelve mile radius. One not five hundred yards from my home on the other side of the ridgeline I'm built into, another about 3 miles away in town. And somewhere between two and four just past the High School near the interstate. Unlike the neighbor who didn't even bother I moved everything that could become a projectile inside. I'm not the one with bashed in windows when their lawn ornaments became missiles and a trashcan on their roof.

Just hope none of his stuff flew into your house...
 

Darth K'Trava said:
Just hope none of his stuff flew into your house...
Nah, I'm around 230-250 yard from his house and I've been lazy in the past few years and let some small trees grow up in that direction. So the few things that managed to get uphill into my yard stopped on them.
 

Ugh. I was home from school (snow day) yesterday and it's a good thing. I had to go out and shovel seven times just to keep up with the snowfall.

Plus I locked myself out of the house one of those times and had to break in! Fortunately our house isn't very secure.
 


I have never been drinking with Finns (though I've seen enough of that due to seeing Dallas Stars at local sushi bars), but I have been drinking with Russians.

My liver was protesting long before I could get my guide's toddler drunk. :)
 


Dannyalcatraz said:
but I have been drinking with Russians....My liver was protesting long before I could get my guide's toddler drunk. :)
Yes drinking with Russians is a good way to end up with alcohol poisoning. Don't know if they still do but used to be anyone assigned to the Moscow Embassy had to be able to drink a Fifth of hard liquor without getting too drunk to be seen in public or spill information.
 


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