Pbartender
First Post
Blackrat said:50°F Swedes turn on the heat. Finns plant flowers.
41°F Finns sunbathe, provided the sun get's over the horizon.
35°F Italian cars won't start.
32°F Water freezes
30°F Breath turns visible. Time to plan for a holiday in mediterranean. Finns enjoy ice-cream and cold beer.
25°F Cat wants to get in your bed.
14°F Time to plan holiday in Africa. Finns go swimming.
10°F Too cold for snow to fall.
5°F French cars won't start
-4°F Breath turns audible
-8°F American cars won't start.
-9°F Politicians start to worry about homeless people.
-11°F Japanese cars won't start
-15°F You can cut breath to building blocks for iglu
-20°F Cat wants to get in your pyjamas.
-22°F German cars won't start. Pbartender stops riding his bicycle to work. Finn curses, kicks the tire and heads to start the Lada.
Just had to add that in there...