Nudist Camp at ENWORLD?

[Tamlyn]

PS. On the news this morning a newspaper was having problems with an obituary. A local man had died on a horse ranch. He was naked. The horse was naked. He had a heart attack due to "intense physical exertions". The horse was apparently his 'Special Mount'. Newspaper feels 'uneasy' putting the full 'extent' of the circumstances surrounding his death in print. Something to do with FCC obscenity regulations.
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I heard something similar to that today. Only in this version the horse wound up sitting down while the guy was "in process" and it crushed him. This one happened in Western Oregon. It'd be pretty sad if two guys died on the same day because they were doing...um...you know...stuff with horses.

 

[Kemrain]

I heard something similar to that today. Only in this version the horse wound up sitting down while the guy was "in process" and it crushed him. This one happened in Western Oregon. It'd be pretty sad if two guys died on the same day because they were doing...um...you know...stuff with horses.

*singing*

You say sad, and I say hilarious..
You say sad, and I say hilarious..

Sad, hilarious, sad, hilarious, let's call the whole thing off.

*/singing*

- Kemrain the Hurting Hirself Laughing.

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

PS. On the news this morning a newspaper was having problems with an obituary. A local man had died on a horse ranch. He was naked. The horse was naked. He had a heart attack due to "intense physical exertions". The horse was apparently his 'Special Mount'. Newspaper feels 'uneasy' putting the full 'extent' of the circumstances surrounding his death in print. Something to do with FCC obscenity regulations.
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I heard something similar to that today. Only in this version the horse wound up sitting down while the guy was "in process" and it crushed him. This one happened in Western Oregon. It'd be pretty sad if two guys died on the same day because they were doing...um...you know...stuff with horses.

I wonder if they were riding bareback. Was it the "mane" attraction on the farm, or did they take them to a "bridle" suite...

I guess I better stop before everyone is saddled with trying to think of horse puns.......

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

I heard something similar to that today. Only in this version the horse wound up sitting down while the guy was "in process" and it crushed him. This one happened in Western Oregon. It'd be pretty sad if two guys died on the same day because they were doing...um...you know...stuff with horses.

That's probably the same story I heard. The radio was going in & out so I missed pieces of it. I thought it was in Washington & the guy had a heart attack, but Oregon & 'squatting' are probablly correct. I remember them saying the 'ranch' was known for its 'initimate' contact with nature, as the state in question (Oregon, I guess), had no anti-(won't say the word here, but you know what I mean) laws. (Oregonian Dogs, cats, and parakeets beware!).

Sat on him, eh? Guess that's wht you get for doing it with a BBH.

(And I thought my thread on Pimping the Paladin's Ride refered to Stud/Breeding Services)

 

[reveal]

Can we please stop it with all the horse hockey? Posts like that make me say "Neigh!" to reading this anymore. I just feel like hoofing it out of here.

 

[Kemrain]

Can we please stop it with all the horse hockey? Posts like that make me say "Neigh!" to reading this anymore. I just feel like hoofing it out of here.

I can see that you're chomping at the bit to leave, reveal. Can we get back to the seven now, and off the horsey?

- Kemrain the Amused.

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

I don't get "the seven".

 

[reveal]

I don't get "the seven".

No one gets the seven. The seven gets you.

 

[Kemrain]

I don't get "the seven".

Seven is a cool word. Besides reziding after 6 and before 8, it has the distinction of referring to somethign that is sexual in nature. However, it can also be used to refer to something non-sexual in nature. It depends on how you say it.

I can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective, an adverb, and, if you conbine it with another word, even a pronoun.

- Kemrain the Seven.

 

[Desdichado]

No one gets the seven. The seven gets you.

That puts a really interesting twist on the Snow White story. I had no idea it was a gang-bang.