Nudist Camp at ENWORLD?

[Ashwyn]

I think I can start the bidding on Frukathka's liver at $5.00 US per pound. Do I hear 6?

- Kemrain the Amused Auctioneer.

I bid $7.77.

 

[LogicsFate]

I nee...know someone that needs a liver, how worn is it?

 

[Kemrain]

I nee...know someone that needs a liver, how worn is it?

Seems in decent condition. If he drinks, it's probably not heavily. We have $7.77 per pound, do I hear $8.00?

No dibs, Bront, you can buy like the rest of us. Though, you can place the initial bid. Spleens are small, hows about... $2.50?

- Kemrain the Auctionerific.

 

[LogicsFate]

$10!

 

[Desdichado]

Auctioning off Frukathka's body parts in a nudist thread is so anime...

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Auctioning off Frukathka's body parts in a nudist thread is so anime...

Just as long as it doesn't get re-animeter.

 

[Remathilis]

Auctioning off Frukathka's body parts in a nudist thread is so anime...

Depends. Do you have to be naked to bid?

(That can begin a weird thread there: Do you Ebay naked?)

 

[Kemrain]

You do not need to be naked to bid, but I'll throw in a 5% off nudity sale, this auction only!

So far we have $10.00 US per pound on Frukathka's liver. this auction closes Friday night at 11:59 EST, so beware!

I'll be starting a new one on his spleen and brain soon, so keep your eyes peeled... Or at least Frukathka's.

- Kemrain the Gorey.

 

[Desdichado]

Depends. Do you have to be naked to bid?

Nope, white panty peep shots are OK too.

 

[Kemrain]

Nope, white panty peep shots are OK too.

They're ok if you're female, or if you're a very pretty boy, otherwise, naked would be less disturbing, believe it or not.

- Kemrain the Nodding Sagely.