Edena_of_Neith
First Post
I'm sorry, but I cannot get it out of my head.
Remember the commercial from Wendys (I think it was Wendys) were the old woman snaps: Where's the Beef? Where's the Beef?
Now, imagine a young tough, hot with the the blood of youth and eager to find a date.
He walks into a bar.
There are a lot of beautiful young women there. Some of them, might even take an interest in him.
Over in the corner, is that elderly woman. She is busy demanding, as is her wont, to know where the beef is.
So, of course, our hot blooded young tough goes over to the elderly lady, and begins his romance.
(No disrespect intended to the elderly here. I suppose it's possible. There are enough senile old men chasing teen-aged girls in the Real World ...)
So ok, the Ringwraiths chase Arwen to the Ford of Bruinen.
Arwen makes it across.
The Lord of the Nazgul speaks: Give up the halfling, She-Elf.
And the 3,000 year old Arwen answers: WHERE'S THE BEEF? WHERE'S THE BEEF?
To which the Lord of the Nazgul cannot answer, since he has no physical body. Poor guy.
Remember the commercial from Wendys (I think it was Wendys) were the old woman snaps: Where's the Beef? Where's the Beef?
Now, imagine a young tough, hot with the the blood of youth and eager to find a date.
He walks into a bar.
There are a lot of beautiful young women there. Some of them, might even take an interest in him.
Over in the corner, is that elderly woman. She is busy demanding, as is her wont, to know where the beef is.
So, of course, our hot blooded young tough goes over to the elderly lady, and begins his romance.
(No disrespect intended to the elderly here. I suppose it's possible. There are enough senile old men chasing teen-aged girls in the Real World ...)
So ok, the Ringwraiths chase Arwen to the Ford of Bruinen.
Arwen makes it across.
The Lord of the Nazgul speaks: Give up the halfling, She-Elf.
And the 3,000 year old Arwen answers: WHERE'S THE BEEF? WHERE'S THE BEEF?
To which the Lord of the Nazgul cannot answer, since he has no physical body. Poor guy.
