Okay, I cannot resist . . .

[The Grackle]

I don't care if this is locked or not. It made me laugh a lot. Thanks guys. Nice to see that while we can bitch and whine about names, put in a penis joke and we're all on the same side.

Penis jokes?... Oh, now I get it.

 

[KingCrab]

I'm so conflicted...

My wizard Piccolo wields a quarterstaff.

Those can easily be sundered.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

As has been frequently written in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels...

"A wizard's staff has a knob on the end..."

It's wonderful that 4E, the viagra edition, finally allows older wizards to cast spells 'at will' rather than face the embarassment of trying to coax a 'per day' spell out... after 8 hours of "preparation".

Supposedly, they will also be able to wait until the proper time to do their magic- no more premature magiculation.

 

[The Little Raven]

Supposedly, they will also be able to wait until the proper time to do their magic- no more premature magiculation.

I had one of them once... I never heard from that succubus again.

 

[Darkness]

So, I assume that a wizard has . . .

An "orb" power if female.

Only one? Are you sure you aren't thinking of (certain myths about) amazons rather than wizards?

Also, in before the warlock.

 

[Derren]

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0123.html

 

[RPG_Tweaker]

Well I just ordered all three hexual aid devices from the Golden Wyvern Adepts' website.

They were discreetly billed to my account as "wizard's implements".


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