Oliver's Hoplessly Frivolous, but More Considerate of Morrus's Grandmother Sick Polls

[Oliver]

Let me know if these polls should go somehwhere else. I couldn't find an better area for them. I throw myself at the mercy of the Piratecat...

Poll 2:

Whats the quickest way to get FLAMESTRIKED?

 

[Oliver]

Go to a Druid convention and set up a booth serving BBQ unicorn ribs, smoked over treant kindling with a side of cole slaw for only 5 CP!

Any other takers?

 

[Mercule]

Let me know if these polls should go somehwhere else. I couldn't find an better area for them.

Try Nutkinland.

 

[Eldorian]

Whats the quickest way to get FLAMESTRIKED?

Create a bunch of skeleton lumberjacks.

Create some skeletal animals, and tell them to go kill living animals and bring back thier bodies, repeat.

These really work

Eldorian Antar

 

[LightPhoenix]

Let me know if these polls should go somehwhere else. I couldn't find an better area for them. I throw myself at the mercy of the Piratecat...

I think you missed the point of his post.

Nutkinland has much less stringent rules on how off topic you can be.

Whats the quickest way to get FLAMESTRIKED?

Not listening to moderators.

 

[Michael Morris]

I think you missed the point of his post.

Nutkinland has much less stringent rules on how off topic you can be.



Not listening to moderators.

Yeah, bring this sort of stuff to

NUTKINLAND
(Go NuTs!!)

Please come visit... We haven't had fresh meat in a while

 

[Piratecat]

Actually, Oliver, that's probably the best place for them - and you can put a link here. I've seen your poll, and it's really funny! But our policy on no frivolous polls is going to be really frustrating.

Alternatively, put the choices into the post body instead of making a formal "poll", and you're all set.

 

[SAUG]

Excellent. Thank you for the advice Piratecat!

THE REST of Poll Number #2: Fastest way to get FLAMESTROKED

1) Climb to the top of a church of Pelor and scream “I am the Golden God” unzip and well..."baptize" the clerics below.

2) Go to a Druid convention and set up a booth serving BBQ unicorn ribs, smoked over treant kindling with a side of cole slaw for only 5 CP!

3) Commune with the Thor and ask “Isn’t the warhammer kinda a girls weapon?”

4) Tell the High Priestess of Aphrodite that she looks pretty good for someone so old.

5) Sneak up behind a Solar and give him a wedgie.

6) Streak a Dwarven High King’s hall with nothing but your birthday suit and the spell components to polymorph the king’s daughter into a half-orc/half-elf.

 

[Emiricol]

Excellent. Thank you for the advice Piratecat!

THE REST of Poll Number #2: Fastest way to get FLAMESTROKED

1) Climb to the top of a church of Pelor and scream “I am the Golden God” unzip and well..."baptize" the clerics below.

2) Go to a Druid convention and set up a booth serving BBQ unicorn ribs, smoked over treant kindling with a side of cole slaw for only 5 CP!

3) Commune with the Thor and ask “Isn’t the warhammer kinda a girls weapon?”

4) Tell the High Priestess of Aphrodite that she looks pretty good for someone so old.

5) Sneak up behind a Solar and give him a wedgie.

6) Streak a Dwarven High King’s hall with nothing but your birthday suit and the spell components to polymorph the king’s daughter into a half-orc/half-elf.

Damn, you made me snarf my beer. Hehe.

 

[Piratecat]

While the wedgie is tempting, I'm more of a unicorn bbq man, myself. And a teapot. Apparently, I'm a teapot kind of guy, too. I just never knew it before.