Oliver's Hoplessly Frivolous, but More Considerate of Morrus's Grandmother Sick Polls

POLL #3

Even after the abyssial failure of their first D&D film, WotC decides to ride on the fantasy coattails of LotR and license out another film...it's entitled:

1) DROW GONE WILD! Produced by Valar Project and hosted by an undead Tupac.

2) The Simarillion: A joint venture between WotC and Tolkein's Estate... This six hour extraveganza fully delves into just how boring elves actually are.

3) How to Lose a Gaming Company in 10 days: starring Gary Gygax as himself...

4) Wizards of the West Coast Story: join the WotC R&D team showcase thier little known song and dance talent...

5) Dragonlance Chronicles: Starring Arnold Swartzeneger as the lovely Goldmoon, Christofer Walkken as the irrepressible Tasselhoff Burrfoot, Robin Williams as Raistlin, Rick Moranus as Verminarrd, and the cast of Cirque de Soleil as Draconians.
 

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