On my way to St Hives I met a man with seven Hives...

[Relique du Madde]

Book of Eli now. Is this guy blind? There is subtle times he seems it and mentioned the flash...... Only half way thru the movie. Guess I'll see.

He was blind. I heard one explanation that he was able to kick so much ass because he uses Zotachi's fighting technique (listening to movement and attacking the sound). I also heard that its possible that his sight is limited to blig fuzzy blobs of light and dark.

I need to find meaning in my life.

I still have yet to find it.

Crazy talk I know.

Not really. For a long time I've wondered if I took a right turn to Albuquerque when I should have taken the left at Pismo beach.

 

[Joker]

Van Damme and Seagal. And the latter two weren't that good anyway.

That's a lie. A filthy filthy dirty lie. You take that back right now.

You meanie. You don't understand awesome.

 

[Relique du Madde]

You don't understand awesome.

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Paths of Wisdom w/ Steven Seagal

Theres an old zen story with two monks walking across a bridge. The junior monk said to his teacher, "What is the Buddha nature?" And the other monk picked him up and threw him into the water..... you know?
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[Dannyalcatraz]

So the only 80's-90's real action stars missing are...

Mr. T? Don "The Dragon" Wilson? Cynthia Rothrock? Vin Diesel? Michelle Yeoh? Sammo Hung? Jackie Chan? Kurt Russell?

CHUCK NORISS?

 

[Joker]

Paths of Wisdom w/ Steven Seagal

Theres an old zen story with two monks walking across a bridge. The junior monk said to his teacher, "What is the Buddha nature?" And the other monk picked him up and threw him into the water..... you know?

The universe makes sense now. Also, an addendum on the Zen way:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHgAgRAa4dw[/ame]

The reason why I like Van Damme so much is because his latest film JCVD that I saw. It's all kinds of sweet.

 

[Blackrat]

Mr. T? Don "The Dragon" Wilson? Cynthia Rothrock? Vin Diesel? Michelle Yeoh? Sammo Hung? Jackie Chan? Kurt Russell?

CHUCK NORISS?

I don't see more than one REAL action star in that list, and he's more of 2000's than 80's-90's...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The universe makes sense now. Also, an addendum on the Zen way:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHgAgRAa4dw

The reason why I like Van Damme so much is because his latest film JCVD that I saw. It's all kinds of sweet.

[Navin Johnson]"He hates those balls! Get away from those balls!"
*runs inside the station*

"There's balls in there too!
*the window breaks*

"More balls!" [/Navin Johnson]

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

i don't see more than one real action star in that list, and he's more of 2000's than 80's-90's...

ouch!

I think millions would disagree, but opinions are like...noses.

 

[Relique du Madde]

I don't see more than one REAL action star in that list, and he's more of 2000's than 80's-90's...

BLASPHEMY!

Jackey Chan started in the late 70s. Hell he was even in CannonBall Run! Therefore he is an 80s action star... though we wasn't big until the 90s.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

And Jackie Chan is one of the biggest "draws" in the entire world.

Mr. T was EVERYWHERE in the 1980s- from his start winning bouncer contests on TV, to A-Team to Rocky 3, various cameos & guest starring roles...and even a cartoon.

Michelle Yeoh has starred in several international action films, and was eventually chosen as a Bond girl...as a foreign agent, not as eye-candy or a damsel in distress.

And even as we speak, Chuck Norris is hunting you down. He's hunting me too, for misspelling his name. I predict he'll kill you by clubbing you to death with me...which will result in my death as well.