On my way to St Hives I met a man with seven Hives...


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*eats all the food in the Hive*
"But honey, if everyone looked like Humphrey Bogart and Gloria Grahame, where would we go to eat?"

"Anywhere we wanted to, baby. Anywhere at all. Now hand me that monkeywrench."

"Here you go, luv. I just wish our lives were made of a saner substance."

"You don't like it?"

"Oh I think it's great that you have a hobby, dear, but a six-mile high statue of Scooby-Doo? Really? And you still have 5 miles to go."

"When your heart is as full of love as mine 5 miles is not a lenght worth mentioning."

"It's a height, you dummy."

"Oh, boohbah!"
 

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Have you ever played Life Is Like A Box when you are bored?

One person says "Life is like a box of chocolates.." and then the other has to fill it with a famous quote or quip or whatever. Like:

"Life is like a box of chocolates.. I know you are, but what am I?"
".. what'chu talkin'bout Willis?"
".. and all I got was this stupid t-shirt."
".. I pity the fool."
".. Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
".. Here's Johnny!"

And if anyone says "you never know what you are going to get" he automatically becomes the loser.
 



Have you ever played Life Is Like A Box when you are bored?

One person says "Life is like a box of chocolates.." and then the other has to fill it with a famous quote or quip or whatever. Like:

"Life is like a box of chocolates.. I know you are, but what am I?"
".. what'chu talkin'bout Willis?"
".. and all I got was this stupid t-shirt."
".. I pity the fool."
".. Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
".. Here's Johnny!"

And if anyone says "you never know what you are going to get" he automatically becomes the loser.

I think you're just making this up.

And I don't think you can convince me otherwise.

So hah!

Hahahahahaha!

Okay, back to work.

It's Friday!

Payday Friday!

At one point in time, these sentences all would have been different posts. Rawr!
 


I think you'll find if you look into the fishbowl that it's actually monday. You slept through the weekend and didn't even realize it. The fish used all your money to buy water castles.

I have no fish. I have no fishbowl.

And if it WERE Monday, every single employee coming in here to pick up a check would be YELLING at me for not being here on Friday. Since they're not, I'm gonna assume it's Friday, unless they coincidentally also happened to sleep through the entire weekend.
 


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