Saw this thread title and started busting up as I had an instant vision of stereotypical Hollywood makeup artisté- but an elf- coming up behind an Orc Sentry and applying rouge to his cheeks from behind with a pad at the tip of his rapier...
SPIDER MAN BOY
SPIDER MAN BOY
Rides the bus like everyone can.
He can spin a web, he can not fly,
Punch him once and he will cry
LOOK OUT!
Here come the SPIDER MAN BOY!