Carlton Monoxide would be a great name for an accountant who gained the super power to create CO at will...but who couldn't come up with a good superhero/villain name. So he borrowed the name of his favorite cigarettes.
Hmmmm...maybe, just like the Fantastic Four, there were other cubicle rats in his office similarly affected by "Co(s)mic Rays"...
The Gopher Guy: able to produce and/or conceal small items using hyperdimensional spaces, and is also inhumanly fast...when he wants to be
Coffee-breath Jeff: dude with a breath weapon of scalding hot java
IT: able to emulate the function of any electronic office equipment. Known powers- he can make all kinds of phone calls, can fax himself anywhere, and can create animated paper duplicates of himself.
Buzzword: uses a constant stream of meaningless corporatespeak to hypnotize...
Hmmmm...maybe, just like the Fantastic Four, there were other cubicle rats in his office similarly affected by "Co(s)mic Rays"...
The Gopher Guy: able to produce and/or conceal small items using hyperdimensional spaces, and is also inhumanly fast...when he wants to be
Coffee-breath Jeff: dude with a breath weapon of scalding hot java
IT: able to emulate the function of any electronic office equipment. Known powers- he can make all kinds of phone calls, can fax himself anywhere, and can create animated paper duplicates of himself.
Buzzword: uses a constant stream of meaningless corporatespeak to hypnotize...
