OotS #400 is UP!

[Seonaid]

Ooh, I like that! I mean, I don't, but it's good and a very very real possibility.

 

[orsal]

Why is it that incompetent bards get all the women, but not wise drow mages with super-fireballs? (My PC)

This begs for a parody of "You can't get a man with a gun". But I'm not sure where to start -- "You can't get a woman with a fireball" just doesn't scan.

 

[Felix]

Why is it that incompetent bards get all the women, but not wise drow mages with super-fireballs? (My PC)

Find women who think [magic] power is a turn-on.

Druish princesses are attracted to money and power. Do you have both?

 

[Sejs]

Why is it that incompetent bards get all the women, but not wise drow mages with super-fireballs? (My PC)

Wait, wait, wait.

Come to think of it.. you're a mage, you've got an int of 30, you've got enough juice to toss around 'super-fireballs'...

What, you can't spread a few extended charm spells around? Or hell, just make yourself a companion? Modified clone of someone, poly any object, make an effigy and awaken it, etc, etc?

You've got ultimate cosmic power by the balls and you're sweating whether or not girls like you. Boy you've really got to reassess your priorities.

 

[Henry]

Woo-hoo! Go, Elan & Haley!

I'm a sucker for happy endings. At least, until the next strip.

 

[Gez]

Surely some woman will respect his Int stat of 30!

Ever since the Book of Exalted Deeds, Wizards of the Coast has supported the notion that illithids can be women too. So, yes.