OotS #656 Is Up

[Inyssius]

No, Rich plays by the book. I have information that he rolls out saving throws and damage rolls and incorporates the random results into the strip.

I, on the other hand, have information that you are talking out of your butt.

 

[Merlin the Tuna]

The laws of narrative causality argue against it!

Aye. Surely we haven't forgotten that critical law of fiction. "If you don't see the body, he isn't dead. And even then, only half the time."

 

[CubeKnight]

Aye. Surely we haven't forgotten that critical law of fiction. "If you don't see the body, he isn't dead. And even then, only half the time."

Too bad there aren't any cliffs nearby...

 

[Pseudonym]

We just need someone to say "No one could have survived that." and he'll be fine.

 

[blargney the second]

[citation needed]

qftify

 

[Bumbles]

We just need someone to say "No one could have survived that." and he'll be fine.

What if I say "It's just a flesh wound!" ? Will that kill him?

Or maybe if we all write Rich Burlew and say what a good idea it would be if O-chul died and came back as a revenant?

 

[Grog]

Even if he were 15th level (which I doubt, since that is higher than the Order's apparent level) and had a CON of 20, he should still be dead, on average.

Well, he seems to have taken a full attack against the phylactery, and we see him hit it four times, so that means he's at least 16th level.

 

[Urbannen]

I, on the other hand, have information that you are talking out of your butt.

Yes, you're right.

 

[blargney the second]

Well, he seems to have taken a full attack against the phylactery, and we see him hit it four times, so that means he's at least 16th level.

Unless the bar counts as a quarterstaff and he has TWF and ITWF, in which case he's at least 6th level.

 

[Dausuul]

Well, he seems to have taken a full attack against the phylactery, and we see him hit it four times, so that means he's at least 16th level.

Given that Xykon and company have been pitting him against all manner of horrible deathtraps and monsters on a daily basis for months, it's hardly surprising that he's leveled up a few times.