Open casting call for iconics- Q&A with our adoring fans

[Nebin]

Reggies atturbutes were airbrushed in Mine wasn't

 

[Horacio]

Ups, I knew there were questions I shouldn't ask...
I think it would be better if I retract the question... and the two others about the Star Wars iconics. Please, Miss Padawan, could you point that nice lightstick to another person?

The poor guy tries to show a smile and sits down

 

[Deedlit]

Mialee-san, I would like to join the Iconics. Anyone who knows anything about my series(Record of Lodoss war) knows that along with Parn-kun and that Ashram jerk, I am one of the three iconics of my series. As a high-elf of Lodoss Island, and a better magic-user then Mialee, (I managed to slay shooting star. Beat that) I wish to join the iconics. I understand if you only accept D20 iconics and not superior fantasy iconics like myself.

 

[Arwen]

Excuse me, girl, but here there are too many elven chicks in this thread. If you speak of GOOD fantasy, all you must agree taht I'm a product of the best fantasy book ever published, so neither Mialee nor you, my dear, have anything to do here...

 

[Mialee]

Yeah, okay, "Deedlit"... you're so much more powerful than I am. Whatever.

What kind of stupid name is that, anyway? Deedlit. Sounds like some fat blue Pokemon.

Listen. Why don't you take your big handlebar ears and turn tail for Lodoss? I'm sure there's lots of bad japanese pop music to stand in the wind to, while your two frames of animation keep looping.

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, WHY DON'T YOU TELL "PARN" HE'S GOT A STUPID NAME, TOO!

Reminds me of "My character is Pardu, a holy man..."

 

[Deedlit]

Ah yes, but a character as minor as you could never be an iconic. When it comes to your series, Legolas is the only elven iconic you have. On the other hand, an Elf as good looking as I am who plays a major role deserves a spot.
And as for you, Mialee, do not insult my name you dark elf. And two frames of animation is better then nothing. How dare you diss Lodoss.
Begins summoning of a wind spirit.

 

[Mialee]

Arwen, you may be from a great book, but you're in how many paragraphs? Two, maybe three if you count the time Aragorn refers to "that dame"? Don't attempt to override me here. I may not be in a bestselling novel, but I can at least hold my own with a group of men.

...Without Peter Jackson's help.

 

[Arwen]

Good looking? You? My dear, you look like an elven manga, with ears bigger than an elephant, plain face and big silly eyes. Good looking? Hah!

Look at me to see a good looking elven girl, my dear...

 

[Arwen]

By the way, Mialee, have you seen that little spider over there?

 

[Mialee]

I don't see a spider. Nice try. Maybe you could learn an illusion spell to make it LOOK like one was there, but that would mean you'd know more than that one water-horse-thing spell.

Deedlit, don't even TRY to start wielding your pithy anime magic here. I've got Ma'Varkith and Sia-Lan Wezz at my side.

Do you actually HAVE any magic? It seems to me all you ever do in your "adventures" is fall down or get zapped by something so Parn can carry you around, because anime geeks like helpless, vulnerable-looking squeaky-voiced pieces of fluff.