Open casting call for iconics- Q&A with our adoring fans

[Hennet]

13 Charisma?!?!?!

....Must be all in the pants....

While people comply with my wishes because of my engaging presence and stellar sense of style they generally do what Regdar wants because he is a very large man with a very large sword (take that as you will). So it's a different kind of charisma.

Are you single and if not wanna hook up for a nice cyber date *wink*

If by single you mean, "not, at this moment, having sexual relations with another person," then, for the moment, I am single. As for a date, don't you have a certain someone? If not, well... I'm looking to get leading man roles and my friend Tom Cruise has explained to me in great detail the idea of plausabile deniability. So just because I have great hair, wear clothes that would embarass International Male underwear models and my favorite potion is a gin & tonic doesn't mean that I date men.

So call me, and I'll explain my distaste for labelling people. Or maybe we could discuss it at the baths...er, gym. Whatever.

 

[Acmite]

He is correct. They characters in Loddoss dont speak Japanese.. but the creators of the series do. If they recorded English actors (or whatever) I don't their local audiance would understand it. Deedlit and Parn etc etc don't live in japan.. in fact I doubt Japan even exists on their world! Its not like we're talking quantum physics here.. the cookie stand is upstairs! Cookie stand counts as an eatary. An eatary is apart of the food court... erm anyways... Deedlit doesn;t speak japanese will never speak japanese and the language of japanese doesnt and will never exist on lodoss.

-Crisis

I'm not sure of the exact procedure here (ie: Iconic Press-Conference Debate Rules), but I think invoking Mallrats guarantees a win.

So, as I see it, Crisis 1, Deedlit 0

That Nebin sure is a scamp, eh Mialee? He's been such a bad boy, he's going to come in and ask to be "punished" any minute now........

 

[Hennet]

I Magic Missle it.

(Bump, since the adventure is DM'less till Saturday).

 

[rounser]

Iconics, during your adventures you've been cut, fried, flensed, flayed, impaled, crushed, chopped, electrocuted, eviscerated, poisoned, burned, frozen, beaten, bashed, bled, butted, battered, torn, trampled, whipped, wracked, nipped, slapped, constricted, gouged, throttled, concussed, kicked, nettled, nauseated, infested, sickened, sawed, disfigured, ground, grazed, lacerated, gored, hammered, clawed, bitten, grappled, choked, cursed, pierced, pinched, paralyzed, polymorphed, punched, poked, petrified, asphyxiated, hurled, rended, ripped, ravaged, shot, savaged, shocked, spiked, strangled, shaken, swallowed, struck, sapped, slashed, smothered, stung, sliced, diced, dismembered, drowned, drained, deafened, diseased, minced, maimed, mangled....and mashed.

My question:

In the face of such abuse, what's your secret to keeping your skin looking so unblemished, young, and oh-so wrinkle-free?

 

[Ialdabode]

Ugh. Here we go again. "I'm a moldy baldy" has sauntered into the room with his age-old repulsion for me.

Well now, considering that I am here simply as a lawful representative of EAPDOEF, I find your personal attack against my character both heinous and a continued example of what the EAPDOEF has outlined.

Much as I hate to tread down the path of history, for the benefit of those not present back in the days long ago, I was a registered iconic username before you and got along quite fine with the other iconics. When your bigoted self appeared and began disdaining psionic individuals, I defended myself as any upstanding citizen would. Naturally, though, you're never at fault.

Secondly, Enhance Bust was left out of T&B at the last minute. It was a result of the "Win a chance to design a D&D spell" sweepstakes. Thirteen year old Michael Taybrook won, and submitted this spell. Late in the game Bruce Cordell felt it was immature for Wizards to publish a book with a spell with this singular purpose. At this point, the deadline was one week away and we could NOT contract an artist to fix the drawing in time. As a result, the work stayed, and we hoped no one would notice.

As I am a mind reader and expected such a response, I have asked little Mike to come here and speak. Come on in, Mike.

Michael Taybrook enters sheepishly.

Now, Mike, don't be shy, what was the name of that spell you submitted for Tome & Blood.

"Enhance Brush."

Ah yes, I recall that (as my handbook came out long before Mialee's). And could you tell the crowd what that spell did?

"It was an arcane version of Entangle."

Thanks, Mike. That's all we need. Once again, Mialee, your attempt to misconstrue the truth with distortions might work on hormonal people like Redgar who justs wants to know what Nebin knows personally, but educated, intelligent people like those in this session are not so quick to fall for it.

Let me see that.
snatches it
This isn't my handwriting. I don't write in red crayon, I don't dot i's with hearts, and I don't sign my name as "Mylee the stoopid". I'd say your "handwriting pathologists" might have THOUGHT they were seeing my handwriting... If only someone had been around who could control their thoughts. Any ideas? anyone?

Please. Not even a fair attempt at a cheap shot, old boy. Tsk tsk.

Oh please, don't try that cop out.
snatches it back
Since you attempt to falsify the contents of this, I have made numerous photocopies to distribute to the audience.
distributes copies
As all in attendence can see, the writing is not in crayon as Mialee contests, nor is it signed, "Mylee the stoopid," though I might suggest you do that on your next appearance.

As for your insinuation that I would abuse my vastly superior mental powers for my own benefit, I'm not the iconic present at the shoot that included that mindbender. I seem to recall him ranting about his control over others, though.

My iconic quote comes directly from the DMG. It's light-hearted and offsets my intelligence nicely. WotC thought this would be a good move to make me more accessible to the fans (no jokes, please, Nebin). There is a softer side to Mialee- a wit and gentle humor. This is why I felt "Ugh, a spider!" would be a tasteful addition to my iconic quote.

Yours, however, isn't from any sourcebook, WotC-published or otherwise. It is, in fact, a mockery of the UNCF's slogan. Rather insensitive, wouldn't you say? Consider this AND your... shall we say... DINSTINCTIVE hairstyle... Hmmm. Let's put one and one together, shall we, people?

So, there you have it. Any other items to address, Adolf?

Again with the unprovoked attacks, miss Mialee? Honestly, someone claiming such a high intelligence level should not need to stoop to such a level. Perhaps you find your prowess both as a wizard and an "intellect" challenged by own skills. I believe we can find professionals to help with that.

But, I digress, my coming here was simply to inform you of the pending court action being planned against you by the EAPDOEF for your questionable behavior. As much as I would enjoy sharing further "stimulating conversation" with you, I'm late for my monthly feature for Wizard's D&D website and psychoportation is not my strong discipline. Ta.

Ialdabode puts his sunglasses back on and turns, pulling out his phone.

Yeah, she did just what you said. Saucy little one, Mialee is. I can see why Redger and Nebin enjoy her so much.

Ialdabode exits.

 

[rounser]

It's like a soap opera!

More seriously....as much fun as it is to watch iconics sling mud, I think some tongues need to be more firmly planted in cheeks. That's the iconic modus operandi, no?

 

[Mialee]

*yawn*

In the face of such abuse, what's your secret to keeping your skin looking so unblemished, young, and oh-so wrinkle-free?

holds up product

Simple! Neutrogena Deep Clean® Facial Cleanser works two ways to improve the look and feel of skin.

First, this dermatologist tested formula cleanses deep down into pores—dissolving dirt, oil and makeup. Then, it removes dead surface skin that can dry, roughen and dull your complexion. It rinses clean, without leaving any pore-clogging residue.

Skin looks fresher and healthier, feels smoother and softer.

puts product down

I'm really sorry. I'm contractually bound to do that when asked.

 

[rounser]

removes dead surface skin that can dry, roughen and dull your complexion

Such as scars left by umber hulk claws.

Skin looks fresher and healthier, feels smoother and softer.

Even after 3rd degree burns from fireballs.

Thanks Mialee, it's nice to see a celebrity so down to earth that they don't mind mentioning the tricks of the trade!

 

[Angelsboi]

I do have someone Hennet but you are my favorite Iconic. besides, i like your outfit and tattoos. What can i say, im a sucker for a man with tattoos in leather. Need i mention David Boreanaz' character Angel? Leather pants and a tattoo.

Mmmmm.

 

[Olidammara]

I am pleased with your efforts here, done in My name. You may expect to find a little something extra in your iconic paychecks this week.