Orc and Pie: The Skill Challenge

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What would this adventure look like if a group of Orcs wrote it?

Like it was written in Orcish, which no one can read.

Or, for that matter, a pie?

Sticky.

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

Like it was written in Orcish, which no one can read.

Including the orcs

 

[Obryn]

What does NON-SYSTEM DISK OR DISK ERROR mean?

-O

 

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What would this adventure look like if a group of Orcs wrote it?

Zitup: Am orq laz a pei. You ari lumgry amj wamt tli pei. You miij to qomvemqi tli orq to gevi you tli pei.

Hivih: Appropreati hivih for tli party.

Qonphixety: 3 (8 zuqqizziz bifori 3 faehuriz).

Prenary Zkehhz: Bhuff, Jephonaqy, Emzeglt.

Bhuff (nojirati JQ): You tihh tli orq tlat li ez mo homgir ricuerij to guarj tli pei amj miijz to go lihp lez qonrajiz wlo ziin to lavi fahhim umjir nyztireouz qerqunztamqiz.

Jephonaqy (nojirati JQ): Tli orq qam pozzebhy bi qomvemqij to lamj ovir tli pei wetlout emqejimt. Tli ferzt zuqqizz em tlez zkehh opimz up tli uzi of tli Leztory zkehh (tli orq jizqrebiz, em jitaeh, tli homg amj zorjej leztory of pei-guarjemg orqz tlrouglout orqezl hori).

Emzeglt (nojirati JQ): You riahesi tlat tli orq riahhy joizm’t heki lez juty biqauzi li ez ahhirgeq to boyzimbirreiz, tli fehhemg of tli pei. Tli ferzt zuqqizz wetl tlez zkehh riviahz tlat amy offirz of a zheqi of pei to tli orq wehh rizuht em am autonateq faehuri.

Leztory (iazy JQ): You naki am emzegltfuh rinark about a zegmefeqamt pei-guarjemg ivimt em orqezl leztory. Tlez ez avaehabhi omhy aftir a qlaraqtir laz gaemij a zuqqizz uzemg tli Jephonaqy zkehh, amj et qam bi uzij omhy omqi em tlez way juremg tli qlahhimgi.

Emtenejati: Amy uzi of tlez zkehh rizuhtz em am autonateq faehuri umhizz tli pei ez zonilow plyzeqahhy uzij juremg tli emtenejateom, at wleql poemt et biqoniz am autonateq zuqqizz. Et qam omhy bi uzij omqi amj gramtz tli zuqqizzfuh PQ a +2 to furtlir Jephonaqy qliqkz wetl tli orq.

Zuqqizz: Tli party gitz tli pei.

Faehuri: Tli orq qomtemuiz a homg trajeteom of vaheamthy guarjemg peiz, cueqkhy grabbemg lamjfuhz of pei amj ztuffemg tlin jowm lez tlroat. Li ennijeatihy goiz em to amaplyhaqteq zloqk amj jeiz, but mot bifori ruememg tli pei for tli PQz.

 

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What does NON-SYSTEM DISK OR DISK ERROR mean?

-O

It means you're doing it wrong.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

What would this adventure look like if a group of Orcs wrote it?

The rules for skill challenge would be about boasting about the death of the PCs, meaning it were effectively two encounters. There certainly isn't a diplomatic solution.

Or, for that matter, a pie?

TPE (Total Party Eat)

Adventurers vs Orcs
Whoever wins, we lose.

I suppose it's the pie equivalent of Tomb of Horrors.

 

[Vorput]

I suppose it's the pie equivalent of Tomb of Horrors.

lol.... poor pies...