Oh allright, fine. Point taken.
I was reminiscing about the thread
http://www.enworld.org/forum/showthread.php?12553-The-Orc-and-The-Pie which actually was a lot of fun, but was part of a larger conversation. I probably should just have resurrected that thread and posted it there.
Conversation starter: what am I going to do about my cursed dice? Last game they failed me on every single roll. I mean, the whole game--even the part when I levelled up my character and rolled a one on my new hit die. I mean, seriously--what is up with that?
Can I appease them? Uncurse them? Or do I just have to get new dice?
I've had this set since Piratecat gave them to me for my birthday all the way back when I lived in Boston. That's got to be like 20 years now. What I'm saying is, we have history together, and they weren't always toxic to me before.
Dylrath did some great things with this very d20.
Although--as I recall--that character was most famous for his egregious and comical fails.
Hmm.
Maybe it is time to get new dice.
So what's in fashion these days?