Orcish Wand of Wonder (please read Olgar, Stormrunner, Chimera and CL)
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Angel Tarragon
Dawn Dragon
How about:
Mighty Farts: once per day you fart very loudly and have a stinking cloud come into effect.
Mighty Farts: once per day you fart very loudly and have a stinking cloud come into effect.
Cthulhu's Librarian
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Rel said:
If you feel that a flaming pie is worth including on the table, by all means, you have my blessing.
Alenda
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* Target begins yodeling uncontrollably with effects similar to Tasha's Hideous Laughter
* A mime is summoned. The mime will not fight but will stand between the wand wielder and target "miming" for 1d4 rounds. The mime grants a +2 cover bonus to AC.
* Wand droops (as if made of rubber)
* A rock appears above the head of the target, and causes 2d6 points of damage (rolling max damage knocks the target unconscious)
* A rock appears above the head of the wielder, per the spell above.
* Target's weapon is transformed into a feather pillow for 1d3 rounds
* Target's pants fall down around ankles
* Wielder's pants fall down around ankles
* A hurdy gurdy man and his dancing monkey are summoned. The hurdy gurdy plays circus music as the monkey frolics and capers. Both the target and wielder must make a DC 10 will save or be confused for 1 round.
* The wand comes to life and starts smacking the wielder about the head and shoulders. Wand inflicts 1d3-2 points of damage for 6 rounds.
If you find any of my ideas funny, feel free to use them with my blessing.
* A mime is summoned. The mime will not fight but will stand between the wand wielder and target "miming" for 1d4 rounds. The mime grants a +2 cover bonus to AC.
* Wand droops (as if made of rubber)
* A rock appears above the head of the target, and causes 2d6 points of damage (rolling max damage knocks the target unconscious)
* A rock appears above the head of the wielder, per the spell above.
* Target's weapon is transformed into a feather pillow for 1d3 rounds
* Target's pants fall down around ankles
* Wielder's pants fall down around ankles
* A hurdy gurdy man and his dancing monkey are summoned. The hurdy gurdy plays circus music as the monkey frolics and capers. Both the target and wielder must make a DC 10 will save or be confused for 1 round.
* The wand comes to life and starts smacking the wielder about the head and shoulders. Wand inflicts 1d3-2 points of damage for 6 rounds.
If you find any of my ideas funny, feel free to use them with my blessing.
