Origins of the Flumph


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Jelly Man, Jelly Man,
Does whatever a jelly can.
Stings his foes, any size
Catches thieves, just like phytoplankton
Look out! Here comes the Jelly Man!

Demiurge out.
 



And the award for best flumph song goes to.....

<opens envelope>

Demiurge1138!!!!!

<crowd goes nuts>

<shakes demiurge1138's hand>

<hands demiurge1138 a medal>
 

I'm so honored... I'd like to take the time to thank my parents, and Stan Lee, and the producers, and all the flumphs out there, and...

<dragged off stage to the sounds of the swelling orchestra>

Demiurge out
 


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