[OT] A day for one of our own!
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RangerWickett
Legend
Once, in one of my games, a bunch of salty sea captains were gathered together for the christening of a new ship. As the priest of the sea god gave his blessings, the PCs heard sniffles, and turned to look at a nearby captain, who was scratching at his eyepatch with a hook.
"Yarrrrr," he sniffed, moved by the scene. "Brings a tear to me eye."
"Yarrrrr," he sniffed, moved by the scene. "Brings a tear to me eye."
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Tsyr
Explorer
There was a pirate and a naval officer talking in a bar one day. The pirate had an eyepatch, a pegleg, and a hook-hand.
The officer asks, "How did all that happen to you?"
The pirate says, "Arrrr... One day, we was sailin' and a storm blew in... And me ship sank. I swam ta shore, but a shark bit off me leg."
The naval officer says, "And the hook?"
The pirate says, "Arrrr... I was fightin' to protect me new ship from borders... I slipped on me new pegleg, and a sword lopped me hand off at the wrist."
The officer then asks, "And the eyepatch?"
The pirate says, "Arrrr... I was walkin along the dock to me boat when a bird flew overhead... I looked up at it, and it dropped one in me eye."
The officer then looks puzzled, "Surely that didn't cause you to loose your eye...?"
The pirate shakes his head, "Nar, nar.... Twas me first day with the hook!"
The officer asks, "How did all that happen to you?"
The pirate says, "Arrrr... One day, we was sailin' and a storm blew in... And me ship sank. I swam ta shore, but a shark bit off me leg."
The naval officer says, "And the hook?"
The pirate says, "Arrrr... I was fightin' to protect me new ship from borders... I slipped on me new pegleg, and a sword lopped me hand off at the wrist."
The officer then asks, "And the eyepatch?"
The pirate says, "Arrrr... I was walkin along the dock to me boat when a bird flew overhead... I looked up at it, and it dropped one in me eye."
The officer then looks puzzled, "Surely that didn't cause you to loose your eye...?"
The pirate shakes his head, "Nar, nar.... Twas me first day with the hook!"
Pielorinho
Iron Fist of Pelor
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Special Advertisin' Offer It's time for another special advertisin' offer here at EN World - and this one's a doozy! Anyone who buys 50,000 banner advertisin' impressions or more before 20th September will receive double that numbero'impressions. So, if you pay for 100,000 impressions, you'll actually get 200,000.
You'll also get a spot on t'starboard hand sideo'EN World for a sin'le product cover (90x120 pixels - where t'current EN World RPG Store product covers are) for t'durationo'your ad run.
Your banner ad will appear on t'main EN World site, t'reviews pages and t'messageboards in a random rotation system. You can buy t'ad space here at RPGNow.
KnowTheToe
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We will want to start a thread of examples, so we can all use a variety of pirate speak on Friday.
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