[OT] Add a caption (11/21/02)

[Goodsport]

 

[Isida Kep'Tukari]

Get me off this electrified floor!!!!

 

[WayneLigon]

I liked the Zappo Shock Collar so well, I bought the company!

 

[Tewligan]

DJ Brow says let's get this party started!

 

[Tsyr]

32 cups of coffee, 21 energy drinks, 2 pounds of sugar, and a box of pep-up mints, and feeling fine!

 

[Kyramus]

"and this is my impression of a bobble head commercial"

 

[Clear Dragon]

"This wand of vibration apprears to be cursed..."

 

[Mark]

EN Worldian Rapsody

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Looking for downloads
Netscape's screwing up my screen
Read all the news
And newer reviews to see
I'm just a member, They'll be no search for me
Because I'm easy come, easy post
During lunch, boards are slow
Anywhere the boards go, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Morrus, just lost my post
Wrote for hours, once again
Hit the reply, didn't send
Morrus, posts had just begun
But now they've gone and thrown it all away
Morrus, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cringe
If I don't post again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing's really posted

Draggoth, your time has come
They're closing all your threads
Moderation's gone to heads
Goodbye 'conoclastic - you've got to go
Gotta leave us all behind and face the lists
Morrus, ooo - (anywhere the boards go)
I don't want to go
I sometimes wish I'd never registered at all

I see a contest for the ultimate haiku
Teflon-Bill, Teflon-Bill, Did I have the right meter?
Clever that and funny - very very cunning, see?
EricNoah, EricNoah,
EricNoah, EricNoah,
EricNoah, Why don't you post? - Where'd you go?

But I'm just a lurker and nobody loves me
He's just a lurker, needs a good screenname
Spare him my posts, from my mediocrity
Easy come easy go - will you let me post
Crothian! No - we will not let you post - let him post
Horacio! We will not let you post - let him post
And Wicht, too! We will not let you post - let me post
Will not let you post - let me post (never)
Never let you post - let me post
Never let me post - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh morrus mia, morrus mia, morrus mia let me post
Piratecat has a custom title put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can smiley and spit in my eye
So you think you can smiley and leave me to cry
Oh newbie - can't do this to a newbie
Add to my post count - Add to my post count for the year

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really links right
Anyone can see
Nothing really links right - nothing really links right for me

Anywhere the boards go...

 

[Isida Kep'Tukari]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

 

[CTD]

....after leaving Sesame Street, Bert went on to become one of New York's hottest rising house DJ's..."