[OT] Arr! It be National Talk Like a Pirate Day!

MGibster said:
Did ye hear about the sexy new pirate movie?

It is rated Arrrrrrrrrr!


Marc

Scurvy dogs that don't read the entire thread will be keel-hauled!!!

ARRRRRR!!!!!


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Originally posted by Pielorinho
Ahoy, did ye hear about the new pirate movie?

Aye. It's rated Arrrrrr!

Daniel
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Aye, matey, that was a good one!!! Shiver me timbers!!!

ARRRRRRR!!!!!
 

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Arr! Anyone be sayin' I cain't talk like a pirate I'll split from stem to stern!

Arr!

Arrr!

Arrrrr!

TWK

Us Whiner Knights are never more dangerous than when we're dead!
 


I finally got me hook and me pegleg last week. They were mighty expensive. Cost me an arm and a leg.

Me ear-piercings were much cheaper. Only a buck an ear.

Cap'n Daniel
 
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Pielorinho said:
I finally got me hook and me pegleg last week. They were mighty expensive. Cost me an arm and a leg.

Me ear-piercings were much cheaper. Only a buck an ear.

Cap'n Daniel

Now that's a Cap'n I wouldn't mind sailing with!!!
Hoist the main sail were shovin' off with Cap'n Daniel!!!

ARRRRRRR!!!
 

ARRR!! What else do a pirate say besides arrr, anyway?

Squawk! Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!

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O Arrr Jim lar, I remember growing up with Captain Pugwash and his merry pirate crew, the likes of Master Bates and Seaman Stains. They just don't make children's programs like that anymore.

[Edit: Truth is they never made programs like that in the first place. It was Master Mates and Captain Pugwash's crew had no 'Seamen' in it. Still can't keep a good myth down.]
 
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Joshua Dyal said:
ARRR!! What else do a pirate say besides arrr, anyway?

................Pirate Commands/Jargin:...........
1) Swabs above...2) Plebs acue...3) Mussel the Muskets

4) Prepare the plank...5) Chill the Churps...

6) Cannons about...7) Anchor afloat...8) Churn the gears

9) Grease the Fathoms...10) Sturdy the oars...11) Expand the mast

12) Batten the hatch...13) Buckle the Harness...

14) Stowaways overboard...15) Maroon the castaways...

16) Moisten the deck...17) Dampen the bow...18) Extend the flankshaft

19) Hoist the flag...20) Brighten the wicks...

21) Illuminate the torches...22) Slicken the shute...

23) Chart the knots...24) Arouse the cloake...25) Release the schooner

26) Steady the Harpoon...27) Release the Pendulum...

28) Toot the Blow horn...29) Grasp the Cowling...

30) Oscillate the thermostat.. 31) Man the hatch...

32) Rebuttle the arms..33) Slop mop, swab...34) Retract the mizzenmast

35) Twind the rope...36) Angle the balance...37) Ready the chum

38) Man the wheel...39) Sharpen the scope...40) Lower the buoys

41) Steadfast the raft...42) Harpoon afoot...43) Noreaster abrew

44) Stand fast...45) Call the Draw Bridge...46) Home in On the Signal

47) :):):):) The Pistols...48) Take Cover...49) Retaliate

50) Sharpen the Swords...51) Release the barrels...52) Tally Ho

53) Heave Ho...54) Unmask the Intruder...55) Swipe the low end

56) Side sweep the bow...57) Don't Create Mayham Pessant

58) Hold your own...59) Make Rutcuss...60) Quirk the Pulley

61) Ramp the stern...62) Revive the throttle...63) Elope the stutle

64) Man the module...65) Rearange the apparatus...

66) Shovel the residue...67) Enemy Abreast...68) Full Plume Ahead

69) Revive the chunnel...70) Raise the keel...71) Tis green ahoy

72) Chum, chummer...73) Rack the smuggler...

74) Pick up the slack.. 75) Tally about..76) Unclog the scuppers...

77) Clear the wipping post..78) Paddle the klu...79) Land ho..

80) Man overboard..81) Support the flank..

82) Ready the Ballistic Pendulum..83) Hold short of dock..

84) Prepare the steam port.. 85) Throw down the buttresses..

86) Scrape The Foliage.. 87) Peel the potatoes, messer..

88) Hover the oars.. 89) Stash the wampum.. 90) Align the Rhombus

91) Prepare the platter.. 92) Fasten the Panel..

93) Store the cargo Aloft.. 94) Unravel the restaint..

95) Coerce the contraband.. 96) Port ahoy 97) Uphold the chandels ..

98) Gawk the bowline..99) Immobilize the Gyros..

100) Accumulate the beacon.. 101) Command the masses..

102) Prisioners overboard.. 103)Unveil the muskets..

104)Cast the lines.. 105) Scrub them pot.. 106) Lessen the Torque..

107)Halt the embargo.. 108) Vulcanize the wharf..

109) twill the turnbuckle.. 110) Dock the whaler..

111) Recall the underscore.. 112) Clamp the up-unders..

113) Pour the grog.. 114) Calculate the Inertia..

115) Dilute the serum.. 116) Alert the blockade.. 117) Ready the boom

118) Revamp the spars.. 119) Attend to the flotsam..

120) Abort the ultimatum.. 121) Tillor the railings

122) Man the outhaul.. 123) Tally the inboard.. 124) Teek the wood..

125) Buff the cubby hole.. 126) Smear the plasma..

127) Cork the sparatus.. 128) Revamp the frequency..

129) Prepare the shrapnul.. 130) Hold forth the turmoil..

131) Allocate the bunker.. 132) Refurbish the map..

133) Swagger the bordillo.. 134) Punish the lubber..

135) Repair the fixture.. 136) Man the fulgurite hook..

137) Salvage the permafrost.. 138) Steady the volatlie trough..

139) Deal the medley.. 140) Anchor achurn.. 141) Cast the vessel..

142) Bellow the gears.. 143) Sound the fog horn..

144) Fill the cavities.. 145) Summon the ho-bo..

146) Hyphenate the boondoggle.. 147) Jostle the lug..

148) Arrange the hypotenuse.. 149) Fuddle the gent..

150) Prepare the sauerkraut, messer.. 151) Cast the net

152) Plebs about.. 153) Examine the rudder schaft

154) Front and center.. 155) Ignite the bunson burner

156) Chum abrew.. 157) Stir the grog pot.. 158) Chisel the pilings

159) Pleb, About face.. 160) Unclog the porthole..

161) Siez the Marooners.. 162) Lower the gang plank

163) Ready the rumpus room.. 164) Draw your lance..

165) Elongate the calimometer.. 166) Tilly the quantis

167) Pour the porridge.. 168) Load the shell

169) Kill the racket.. 170) In arms, Pleb.. 171) Plunder the loot

172) Shoot the one legged stork.. 173) Dump the carcinogenic slop

174) Reroute the carpuscle.. 175) Tare the compass

176) Abort the sabotage.. 177) Crush the lupist.. 178) Take aim

179) Knap the alchemist.. 180) Treasure, bushels away.. 181) Bait up

182) Rag the Riches.. 183) Down the hatch.. 184)Widdle the lumber

185) Disperse the loom.. 186) Gainsay the opposition

187) Start the flux-capacitor.. 188) Man the gunwhale..

189) Extort the dinghy.. 190) Splice the rope..

191) Pillage the port.. 192) Embezzle the Rum

193) Confront the trupador.. 194) Darken the wicks

195) Swab in the hole.. 196) Foreign object about

197) Generate the helmholtz coils.. 198) Lower the troller

199) Renew the capacitor.. 200) Culptivate the nucleus

201) All hands on deck.. 202) Top off the tank

203) Pull rank.. 204) Run the resistor.. 205) Bluster the no-low

206) Shear the vorticity.. 207) Idle the bow-thrusters

208) Heat the tar.. 209) Fasten the vault

210) Seal the deal.. 211) Revamp the quarters

212) Reinstate the overload

:D :p :p :D :p ;)
 
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