Scarbonac
Not An Evil Twin
Tonguez said:
Land of the Lost - no doubt
NEXT:
He's strength, he's might,
He's speed, he's fight.
He's ____ ____
that tiny ant, and his atomic power.
Has what it takes and always makes
The vilest villian cower.
He's rough, he's tough,
And bad guys yell enough.
When he is up and at'em.
_____ _____
Atom Ant, baby.
Here's one that dates the hell outta me:
"A scientist once brave and bold
Set out to cure the common cold.
Instead he found this Power Pill
Which he said most certainly will
Turn a man into a lion -
Like an eagle he’ll be flyin’.
Solid steel will be like putty.
It will work on anybody.
But then ’twas found this potent pill
Made the strongest men quite ill.
And so the secret search began
To find the one and only man.
But what they found made them squeamish,
For only Stanley Beemish,
A weak and droopy daffodil,
Could take the special Power Pill
Which sent him soaring through the skies
Fighting foes and fighting spies.
For when he took the pill’s specific,
It turned him into the most prolific, splendific __ ________."