[OT] Good Punchlines

Zhure · Mar 18, 2002

... and the engineer says, "can't they just play at night?"

Randolpho · Mar 18, 2002

... and she *stepped* on the *ball*.

Henry@home · Mar 18, 2002

"...and the Priest looked over at the Rabbi, and said, 'do you think we should've told him about the stepping stones in the pond?' "

Henry@home · Mar 18, 2002

"The Sorcerer, looking totally amazed, said 'I just had an itch! I didn't think doing THAT would generate an Attack of Opportunity!!!!' "

hong · Mar 18, 2002

... to get to the other side.
... that was my wife!
... we are in an XP-rich environment.

turtle · Mar 18, 2002

Then he said, "I'd buy that for a dollar!"

turtle · Mar 18, 2002

ThenHeCame · Mar 18, 2002

Look at that "S" car go.

ninjajester · Mar 18, 2002

"why not? i'm a fungi!"

hong · Mar 18, 2002

ninjajester said:
"why not? i'm a fungi!"

Ahem.

"Fungi" is plural. The word you are looking for is "funga".

Trust me on this.