[OT] Good Punchlines

[Zhure]

... and the engineer says, "can't they just play at night?"

 

[Randolpho]

... and she *stepped* on the *ball*.

 

[Henry@home]

"...and the Priest looked over at the Rabbi, and said, 'do you think we should've told him about the stepping stones in the pond?' "

 

[Henry@home]

"The Sorcerer, looking totally amazed, said 'I just had an itch! I didn't think doing THAT would generate an Attack of Opportunity!!!!' "

 

[hong]

... to get to the other side.
... that was my wife!
... we are in an XP-rich environment.

 

[turtle]

Then he said, "I'd buy that for a dollar!"

 

[turtle]

http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-barjoke.html

 

[ThenHeCame]

Look at that "S" car go.

 

[ninjajester]

"why not? i'm a fungi!"

 

[hong]

"why not? i'm a fungi!"

Ahem.

"Fungi" is plural. The word you are looking for is "funga".

Trust me on this.