And Lo! Your Administrator is from Boston; and thus it came to pass that He smited the Unbelievers, and altered their Profiles to embarrassing confessions, and changed their Member Profiles from "member" to "goober," and set their post counts to zero. For He is righteous in his anger, and He will not countenance the talking of Heretical Falsehoods. So it is writted; so it shall be!
And as proof of His power, he thereby decreed that kickoff would be at 6:18 pm, not at 6:30 pm. Be warned, and cower thereby!