Mathew_Freeman
Adventurer
One for the community. We've been going through a bit of a Parody phase in the Hivemind, and this one features many names from ENWorld, so I thought I'd put it up here as well.
Hiveminders Rhapsody, by Tallarn (with apologies to Queen)
Is this a troll post?
Is this just D&D?
Caught in a post race
No escape to reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
We're just the Hivemind, we need no sympathy
Cos we're easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
All that talk of postcount, doesn't really matter to me,
To me
Mama, just made a post,
Put an idea down to see,
If they would listen to me,
Mama, threads had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama ooo,
Didn't mean to make you post
If I'm not online again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if postcount doesn't matter
Too late, I've posted again,
Eyes not focusing that well
Is this heaven, or nerd-hell?
Goodbye everybody, I'll claim to go
But then I'll fail my Will save and post some more
Mama ooo (any way the thread goes)
I can't seem to leave,
I sometimes wish I'd never seen meta at all...
*guitar break*
I see a little silhouetto of a cat,
Piratecat, Piratecat, can we be in your brain please?
Thunderbolt and lightning
The mods they are a-frightenin' me!
hong and arwink, hong and arwink,
hong and arwink, hong and arwink,
hong and arwink, Dragongirl...
Horacio!
I've got no postcount, nobody loves me
He's got no postcount, he's from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go
E.N.World! No, we will not let you go (let him go)
E.N.World! We will not let you go (let him go)
E.N.World! We will not let you go (let me go)
Will not let you go (let me go)
Will not let you go (let me go)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Eric Noah, Eric Noah, Eric Noah let me go
Morrus and Mods have a forum put aside for me, for me, for meeee!
*musical break*
So you think you can troll me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can flame me and leave me to die?
Oh baby, can't do this to me baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here
Postcount doesn't matter, anyone can see,
Postcount doesn't matter, postcount doesn't matter to me,
Any way the thread goes....
If for some reason you found that particularly entertaining, you can see some more songs along a similar line if you go to my website. Links in the sig.
Hiveminders Rhapsody, by Tallarn (with apologies to Queen)
Is this a troll post?
Is this just D&D?
Caught in a post race
No escape to reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
We're just the Hivemind, we need no sympathy
Cos we're easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
All that talk of postcount, doesn't really matter to me,
To me
Mama, just made a post,
Put an idea down to see,
If they would listen to me,
Mama, threads had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama ooo,
Didn't mean to make you post
If I'm not online again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if postcount doesn't matter
Too late, I've posted again,
Eyes not focusing that well
Is this heaven, or nerd-hell?
Goodbye everybody, I'll claim to go
But then I'll fail my Will save and post some more
Mama ooo (any way the thread goes)
I can't seem to leave,
I sometimes wish I'd never seen meta at all...
*guitar break*
I see a little silhouetto of a cat,
Piratecat, Piratecat, can we be in your brain please?
Thunderbolt and lightning
The mods they are a-frightenin' me!
hong and arwink, hong and arwink,
hong and arwink, hong and arwink,
hong and arwink, Dragongirl...
Horacio!
I've got no postcount, nobody loves me
He's got no postcount, he's from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go
E.N.World! No, we will not let you go (let him go)
E.N.World! We will not let you go (let him go)
E.N.World! We will not let you go (let me go)
Will not let you go (let me go)
Will not let you go (let me go)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Eric Noah, Eric Noah, Eric Noah let me go
Morrus and Mods have a forum put aside for me, for me, for meeee!
*musical break*
So you think you can troll me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can flame me and leave me to die?
Oh baby, can't do this to me baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here
Postcount doesn't matter, anyone can see,
Postcount doesn't matter, postcount doesn't matter to me,
Any way the thread goes....
If for some reason you found that particularly entertaining, you can see some more songs along a similar line if you go to my website. Links in the sig.
Very nice; me like.
