[OT] I got hit in the face with a bottle

[Paul_Klein]

Maybe they were Northwestern fans....

 

[Kamard]

Bah, Corona's not threatening.

 

[Wormwood]

Shouldn't you move this to Story Hour?

 

[N Hammer]

So you were totally out numbered and you turned around and walked toward them because some chick called you a pussy?..

Let hope that bottle knocked some sense in you....

Next time somebody calls you a pussy smile and say "I am what I eat"..and keep walking...you lose less blood that way..

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

Read the story again, N Hammer. I think the operative part was that she threw a rock at him, and at that point, it sounds like she was the only one antagonizing them.

BTW, I hate it when guys bring their girlfriends to fights. The girls are always the ones getting the guys into trouble, and then doing weak crap like what this one did. It sounds like this fight would have been over before it began if the girl hadn't started egging the guys on.

 

[Dagger75]

Lets put this to DnD terms to make this not OT

So when you started to fight did 5ft x 5ft grids appear on the battle field?

I am guessing you are commons or experts but what level??

Also did you manage to get in Attack of Opprotunities when you where fightinh unarmed??

Sorry to here that happened man. At least FSU lost

 

[Jeph]

Look at the bright side. You survived which means you now know for sure that you have more than 1d4+(the dickweed's str bonus) hit points.

Yeah, but he's got an AC less then 10 + the dickweed's Str bonus -4. I'll assume that the offender wan't a bodybuilder so the Str bonus is probably less than +4. That mean's you've got an AC less than 10! unless, of course, they were a Drunken Master, in which case you're probably around level 7.

Man, I hope you recover soon.

 

[Wikidogre]

Boy this story brings back lots of memories!!
*Even more when it is Ohio State vs Michigan! and it is at the Shoe!!
*Couch burnings, fights with out of townies, man i love Collage!

Seriously though, i hope it heals good, and chicks love scares, but you have to make up a few good stories, for me, i have had a total of about 100 stitches in my face, from hockey and other drunken acts. I like to use the i was mauled by a bear approach, while saving some cubscouts. take care and good luck!

Go Bucks!

Peace

 

[jester47]

Surprise round

The the 1/2 fiend chick starting calling me a pussy then threw a rock at us.

Round 1: You win initiative and try to talk sense

I started to walk toward her telling Saad that wasn't cool and to get a hold of that b*!ch.

CSM makes a grapple check and succeeds, mexican delays action and attempts to make a coup de grace with improvised weapon.

Then a guy that looked like frosty the snowman in a carhart outfit grabbed me up and this mexican hit me with a Corona bottle.

Round 2: you escape the grapple. Then you RAAAAGE! and chase the mexican

Then I chased him around the parking lot while he ran from me. My friend Kade said I was wide eyed, my shoulders were all hunched up, and that I generally looked like Braveheart, with blood everywhere.

Round 3: Your extra move and high initiative allow you to catch the mexican. You make an intimidate check (+2 circumstance bonusdue to visage) and he panics. Round 4: you grapple him and then make a coup de grace with an improvised weapon.

Finally I got a hold of the little weasel and he immediately went into the fetal position but I hooked one arm beneath his arm and behind his head, grabbed a handful of rock and slammed them into his face. Then he began screaming like a girl for his friends.

Round 4 continued: Mexican's friend (obviously possessing a strenth penalty) makes an attack. CSM assists in an escape artist check for the mexican.

One guy ran up and punched me in the back of the head(which I didn't feel) so Jake tackled him. Then the carhart snowman(csm) guy kicked me in the chest which got me off the weasel guy just enough for him to run some more.

Round 5: you stun CSM and Dave grapples him just in case.

So I pushed csm guy and kicked his legs out from underneath him then Dave got on top of him. The the tiefling chick ran up and starting raking and slapping my back.

Round 6: you grab the tiefling chick and make an intimidate roll (+2 circ, and bonus for rage)

So I grabbed her up by her jacket and got a big mouthfull of blood and spit right into her face.

There is more chasing

I then went after the little weasel guy who hit me. I chased him across State St. which is the main road in Purdue's campus before one of his buddies picked him up and sped off.

the town watch arrives.

Finally the cops showed up and took me to the hospital.

 

[jester47]

I would say your class is Barbarian.

Aaron.