[OT-ish] A giant spider ran off with my DMG

[Jeph]

This is SO wierd.

Okay, this morning I had Oriental Adventures, the DMG, and the Psionics Handbook at my computer desk to do some work on my campaign. At 1, I went to go see a play. I just got back, and wow, I'm missing 3 particular 13 by 10 inch hardcovers. WTF? How do you lose 3 huge hardcovers, when no-one was in the house to move them?

maybe the giant intelligant spider did it . . .

 

[CrazyMage]

Flaming death to arachnid kleptomaniacs!!
That IS odd...
Are you sure the monkey didn't take them?

 

[dave_o]

!

Oh...these are yours?

Sorry dude.

 

[Cerubus Dark]

maybe the giant intelligant spider did it . . .

Stop blaming the spider! Everyone here knows it was the Drow!
Or maybe it was a Liche? Or maybe they fell behind the computer's desk?

 

[Breakdaddy]

Im guessing you missed your save vs. translocated objects, man. This sucks, for now you will have to figure out where the objects spontaneously transported themselves to!

 

[Jeph]

Im guessing you missed your save vs. translocated objects, man. This sucks, for now you will have to figure out where the objects spontaneously transported themselves to!

Well, my search check was high, and I managed to find them in a highly concealed location in the center of my bookshelf.

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

That must be the same spider who stole my Manual of the Planes when I let my friend borrow it. Oh well, I made him pay for dinner like 10 times to pay me back

 

[Deedlit]

I think that spider is a polymorphed kender.

 

[Wolf72]

must one of those fiendish Librarian spiders ... in addition to putting things back when they're left out, they have a nasty bite!

 

[Jeph]

Well, lets look at it this way: If the spider is smart enough to find a way to move 3 hardcovers, each ten time's it's body weight, maybe it learned to play DnD while it had the books. I can be the first trans-species GM!