[OT Kinda] The Onion Strikes Again!

[Mean Eyed Cat]

Check out "Other News" in the top right corner of The Onion

So, has anybody done this?

(Nice miniatures BTW)

 

[Kahuna Burger]

I think this news is far more worrysome....

bbspot.com/News/2003/02/healing_potion.html

 

[Sagan Darkside]

One of my players assures me you get a +2 circumstance bonus if you shower before the roll.

SD

 

[Mark]

Hee hee hee

Also from The Onion

Laid-Off Zoologist Goes On Tranquilizing Rampage
SAN DIEGO—Twelve San Diego Zoo visitors and two employees were brutally sedated Monday, when laid-off zoologist Dr. Brian Vermeer, 41, returned to his former place of work armed with a tranquilizer gun and began firing into a crowd. "It was kind of horrible," said Maria Christopher, 44, who witnessed the tranquilizing spree. "People were gently falling asleep over the course of 20 to 30 seconds everywhere." The spree ended when Vermeer turned his gun on himself, knocking himself out for half an hour.

 

[Reprisal]

One of my players assures me you get a +2 circumstance bonus if you shower before the roll.

No, no, no. It merely negates the -2 circumstance penalty you get for not showering...

- Rep.

 

[Sagan Darkside]

No, no, no. It merely negates the -2 circumstance penalty you get for not showering...

I have to stop listening to my min-max players. Those cheating jerks... oh.. they will pay...making me show for nothing...

SD

 

[Dagger75]

Also version 3.5 allows you use minituars and has clarified the rules when you roll. I hope that helps.


Also I heard a D20 company is coming out with a table for the D30. Even more choices now

 

[KitanaVorr]

Decision To Ask Out Girl Made Using 10-Sided Die

LOL really? Has anyone really done this?

 

[I'm A Banana]

Uhm...uhm...

:: pushes up his glasses::

::shuffles his feet::

::rubs his hands together::

Er....uh....miss...miss vorr?

::blushes::

*rolls a d10*

Er....uhm.....nevermind...

 

[d12]

10-SIDED! That upstart!

I haven't had any good press since that Weezer song.