[OT] Monte Cook and Austin Powers!

[Illuminae]

From the DMG (pg. 108):

"...a Balance check (DC15) is required to keep from falling on whatever lies below the sliding floor - a spiked pit, a vat of burning oil, or a pool filled with sharks (OR PERHAPS JUST MUTANT SEA BASS). "


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:MONTE, YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!

 

[Illuminae]

To Monte:

Monte, if you read this thread, please answer my burning question:


Are they... ILL-TEMPERED?!?!?!?


I just want to know, cause I need to start the unecessarily slow-diping mechanism, you know...

 

[LostWorldsMike]

I'm betting these sharks don't have lasers...

 

[Illuminae]

I'm betting these sharks don't have laser...

... beams attached to their heads...

lol

 

[RangerWickett]

Dude, one of my players so played a Christian cleric who had a voice just like Dr. Evil's, except he was a good guy. Imagine Dr. Evil saying:

"This stew was cooked by dark Elves, and is evil, and thus I must hate it. For lo, the Lord looked down upon his servant, eating undercooked cold dark Elven stew, and he waxed wrathful. By the will of God, I demand you reheat my stew."

Understandably, that wasn't the most serious of games.

 

[Illuminae]

Dude, one of my players so played a Christian cleric who had a voice just like Dr. Evil's, except he was a good guy. Imagine Dr. Evil saying:

"This stew was cooked by dark Elves, and is evil, and thus I must hate it. For lo, the Lord looked down upon his servant, eating undercooked cold dark Elven stew, and he waxed wrathful. By the will of God, I demand you reheat my stew."

Understandably, that wasn't the most serious of games.

Man, there is just one evil voice comparable to Dr. Evil´s. The dubbed voice of Master Pain, from Kung Pow (my sig). lol


Is it just the 3 of us that find interesting that Monte Cook wrote an Austin Powers line on the DMG? Or is it old news?

 

[RangerWickett]

Old news sadly. I've known about this one for a while.

 

[Ravellion]

If you didn't know this, I doubt whether you knew that Tyler Durden is in the playtest credits.

 

[Illuminae]

If you didn't know this, I doubt whether you knew that Tyler Durden is in the playtest credits.

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

If you didn't know this, I doubt whether you knew that Tyler Durden is in the playtest credits.

Ravellion, the first rule of the playtest credits is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE PLAYTEST CREDITS.