[OT] My Goofy Children

[Mark Chance]

Two true stories:

My boy, Christopher (age 6), and I were getting ready for school one morning. I teach at the same school he attends. Christopher and I had this conversation:

"Daddy, you got big nipples!"

"Excuse me?"

"You got big nipples."

"That's what I thought you said."

"Daddy, when I grow up, my nipples are going to fall off, and I'll grow my adult nipples."



Yesterday, the family watched Mystery Men. After the movie was over, Christopher and my daughter, Adrienne (age 5), went outside to play. My wife had this conversation with Adrienne.

"Mommy, when I grow up I wanna be a fireman or a shoveler."

"A what?"

"A shoveler!"

"You want to be a shoveler?"

"Mommy, girls can be shovelers too!"

 

[Airwolf]

Sounds like you've got a couple of great kids!!

Those stories made me laugh.

 

[alsih2o]

classsic stuff man, classic. good for you

 

[Quickbeam]

It's a darn good thing that nipples don't fall off to be replaced by "adult nipples" IMO. I say this because, some folks like to save little pieces of their kids (locks of hair, hospital bracelets, baby teeth, shoes, etc.), and the idea of someone putting a nipple in a baggy as a keepsake is just not cool .

Nonetheless, great stories. Perhaps we should create a thread to share the ongoing amusement our children provide.

 

[Buttercup]

Did you ever see the episode of Ren & Stimpy where they got jobs as door-to-door rubber nipple salesmen?

 

[Quickbeam]

Did you ever see the episode of Ren & Stimpy where they got jobs as door-to-door rubber nipple salesmen?

Nope, but I bet it was damn funny!! Still, the idea of kid nipples glued in baby books just bothers me -- call me kooky .

 

[Crothian]

But you could ge them bronzed!!

 

[Trevalon Moonleirion]

Did you ever see the episode of Ren & Stimpy where they got jobs as door-to-door rubber nipple salesmen?

It bothers me that I have not seen this episode... I very much miss Ren & Stimpy...great show!

 

[alsih2o]

Did you ever see the episode of Ren & Stimpy where they got jobs as door-to-door rubber nipple salesmen?

with the horse latex fetishist, GREAT STUFF!

 

[Spike]

rubber nipples

"yes sir i like it"