[OT] Religious, political, censorship pants? PANTS!?!

[Femerus the Gnecro]

I thought you guys'd like it. Wish I was that funny.

You can make up new ones for Episode II.

"Master Kenobi, we've come to pants you."

"Be mindful, Anakin, your pants betray you."

"Your pants are very impressive."

"Anni? *glances at his pants* My, you've grown."

"Ohh... master Kenobi has lost his pants! Find them we will."

-F

 

[Piratecat]

Madriel, you're not going to believe this, but one of my players wrote about six of those Star Wars "pants" jokes.

Years ago, this particular piece of net-spam came to him, but much shorter. With hios roommate, he added a half dozen that they came up with, and emailed it off to a bunch of friends.

Several years later, I forwarded him the latest one I had gotten, and his were all still there - in the same order!

The internet can be a remarkably small world at times.

 

[yeebarr]

Hey! I've been going around hugging everybody and none of you told me you weren't wearing pants?!?!


Uh, can we hug again?

 

[the Jester]

Well, personally I think pants have gone too far. Think about how hard it is to go somewhere where there are no pants. Every single day almost everyone in the world is exposed to pants. Where does your right to wear pants end and my right to not be around pants begin? I think the pendulum has swung to an extreme and we need to correct it. I think only a dramatic paradigm shift in our entire culture can do it, and sadly, every time someone tries to start things moving the forces of the Man come down on them. I'm sick of all this pants stuff! Frankly, I find it offensive. Now, I would never force my opinions on others, and if you want to wear pants, then be my guest.

But not around me, bro. Keep your damn pants out of _my_ house.

 

[Dark Helmet]

"If you strike my pants down, I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine." -Obi-Wan-

::waves hand:: Go Here "Whata do you tink you are, somma kinda Jedi? Wavin your pants arounda likea that?

"And remember, the pants will be with you, always."

 

[Pbartender]

I thought you guys'd like it. Wish I was that funny.

You can make up new ones for Episode II.

"Master Kenobi, we've come to pants you."

A few from Episode I...

Obi-Wan: Don't defy the pants, Master, not again.

Jar Jar Binks: Gungans have grand pants. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks.

Queen Amidala: I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to pants.

Darth Maul: At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have pants.

Darth Sidious: This turn of events is unfortunate. We must accelerate our pants, Viceroy.

Anakin: I saw your pants. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.

Watto: I want to see your pants the moment the race is over.

Chancellor Palpatine: And you, young Skywalker; we shall watch your pants with great interest.

 

[Green Knight]

"Bring him to ze pants. Bring him to ze pants!"

*pants are struck by lightning and set on fire*

"Liar! LIAR! PANTS ... ON ... FIRE!"

 

[Dragongirl]

Chancellor Palpatine: And you, young Skywalker; we shall watch your pants with great interest.

Was this in Episode II? If so, I know I was watching his pants with great interest!

 

[madriel]

Madriel, you're not going to believe this, but one of my players wrote about six of those Star Wars "pants" jokes.

The internet can be a remarkably small world at times.

That's pretty cool. Who was it? Which ones?

 

[Dark Helmet]

Was this in Episode II? If so, I know I was watching his pants with great interest!

Actually it was at the end of Episode I.
Which made an even greater disturbance in the Shorts.