[OT] The Death Quiz - how long will you live (humor)

[MerakSpielman]

Here's the Quiz

Some of the options are really funny. Some are serious.

My results:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 9, 2054
at the age of 76 years old.

I re-did it, choosing all the "riskiest" options and it said I would die the day after tomorrow.

 

[Angcuru]

this thing is rediculous.

death by auto-fellatio? give me a break!

 

[blackshirt5]

You're gonna die giving fellatio Angcuru?

Figures.

I have an 8% chance of dying of an alien abduction on September 4th, 2056.

 

[Zappo]

I have a 75 years life expectancy. Hmm... I feel that test doesn't take into account future improvements in medicine and science. And why should getting abducted by aliens automatically get me killed? I mean, people get abducted and released by aliens every day!

I remade the test with all the best choices and I got 109 years, a 5% chance of dying by electrolysis, and a 18% of "auto-erotic asphyxiation", not that I want to know what that is.

 

[blackshirt5]

It's looping a rope or a belt over an object so that it applies pressure to your throat, cutting off the supply of blood to your brain. Supposed to result in some (ahem) "killer" masturbation.

 

[Zappo]

Argh. At 109 years? The idea makes me want to wash my brain with soap.

 

[Mercule]

FWIW:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 6, 2050
at the age of 77 years old.

 

[Wolf72]

82 ... dang it I want to live forever!!!!! HAH!!!!

well okay, I just want to be around to watch the world go by and grow ... and spread out into the stars ...

yuppers! I'm a CalvanandHobbes-ist ... I'd sell ya'll into slavery for a Star Destroyer

 

[NiTessine]

Looks like I'll be kicking the bucket on October 4th, 2061, at the age of 76, most likely of cancer (25%). The runners-up were homicide, horrible accident, and loneliness.

 

[The Sigil]

FWIW

July 2, 2048
at the age of 72 years old.

33% Heart Disease
33% Cancer

--The Sigil