I feel a little bad about this, but I kept a free trial for AOL's online service for two years. After my freshman year of college, in May 2001, I got one month of free service. I tried to cancel in June, and it got extended to August. I tried to cancel in August, and they extended it 'til October. A few days later, I told them to suspend it, because I was going back to college, and thus, come Christmas break, I have another month and a half of free service.
I reactivate my account in mid-December, keep it 'til mid-January, then suspend it again until May 2002. In May, I reactivate for a month, then try to cancel, and it gets extended until August. The process repeats, and finally this past August, the representative I talked to commented, "Mr. Nock, I see that you've been using our free trial service for over two years. I'm sorry to hear that you'll be ending your time with us. You can continue to use AOL for the low price of . . ."
My time had ended. So yeah, now I'm just gonna cancel for real. Maybe I can milk MSN for a decade or three. Or use a realistic internet service provider that costs only $10 a month instead of $25.