[OT] What would you do if...

[Scarab]

"Damnit, what is my underwear doing on your head, Asmodeus?"

 

[SableWyvern]

Be very thankful I'm a DM, not a player.

 

[Turlogh]

I know your evil and all but petty theft?! Times must really be hard in Hell if this is all the evil you can accomplish.

 

[BiggusGeekus]

"Oh for pity's sake STOP DRINKING THE MILK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CARTON! That's disgusting."