Whodat
First Post
Take none of this seriously! Only joking!
If I’m a Religious Zealot, I’m going after those meddling Overreacting Parents. They’re trying to distract children from the vitamin-packed goodness of the church by encouraging non-church activities like sports, doing well in school, and scouting. We must save their souls!
If I were an Overreacting Parent I’d say, “String up those Religious Zealots!” They’re hurting our children by encouraging wholesome activities. By allowing children from different neighborhoods to come together in a spirit of ‘community’, they are exposing helpless kids to different ideas. How dare you preach ‘morality’ to my children, God-boy!
Heh, heh, heh. Put these two into a little box and let ‘em fight it out! My money is on the Soccer Mom with the mini-van, 2 out of 3.
Of course, that just might be my evil side talking again.
If I’m a Religious Zealot, I’m going after those meddling Overreacting Parents. They’re trying to distract children from the vitamin-packed goodness of the church by encouraging non-church activities like sports, doing well in school, and scouting. We must save their souls!
If I were an Overreacting Parent I’d say, “String up those Religious Zealots!” They’re hurting our children by encouraging wholesome activities. By allowing children from different neighborhoods to come together in a spirit of ‘community’, they are exposing helpless kids to different ideas. How dare you preach ‘morality’ to my children, God-boy!
Heh, heh, heh. Put these two into a little box and let ‘em fight it out! My money is on the Soccer Mom with the mini-van, 2 out of 3.
Of course, that just might be my evil side talking again.
