Palpatine's Orders (Silly)

The Supreme Chancellor – his face now revealing his always monstrous soul – spoke to the clone troopers, communicating across the galaxy via a network, a spider’s web, of holograms. On a thousand thousand worlds the replicated soldiers listened and would obey the utter malice.
“Execute Order 67,” Palpatine hissed. “Confiscate all the ice cream in the galaxy… especially the ice-cream sandwiches.”

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"Execute Order 68," Palpatine cackled. "Bring me all the finest muffins and bagels in the land Universe."

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"Execute Order Number 42, Commander," rasped Palpatine. "Bring me the answer to the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything."
As he spoke, his hand moved an opened book to the hologram projector. "This is the additional information you will need to complete your task."
 


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